Step right up and try your luck! Yes, for a mere fifty neopoints, you too can have a chance of doubling your money! See! Fifty-fifty chance! Who can offer better odds than that? What? Ah, forget about Snargan and his coin-- he cheats! This is a guarantee fifty-fifty chance! Just step right up and pick up one of these lovely little Mortogs and give it a smooch!

That's it, just like tha-oh dear, yes, happen from time to time. Don't worry, here's a rag to wipe off those little bits. Would you like to try again? Really? Wow. I mean, of course you do!

Just go ahead and pick one! Congratulations! You picked correctly! I have a sack of one hundred neopoints right here for you... Unless of course, you'd like to try for an even bigger reward? Oh yes, you can earn millions at this game! Yes, you heard me right, millions! The catch? There's no catch... well, okay, things get a little more complicated.

You see now, you have to choose from three Mortogs. Come on, you still have a 33% chance! Those are pretty good odds, wouldn't you agree? Of course you do! Look! You choose the right one again! How about another go? Still have a 25% chance! What? Of course those are good odds! Would I lie to you? Hmm? If you lose? Well, no, sorry, I can't give you your winnings thus far if you lose- I'd be broke in a day! Com'on... just one more try... if you win, you'll get quite a bundle!

See this bag of neopoints? It could be yours! Just pick the best looking one... yes, I'm sure that one is it-oh my. I guess I was wrong. Well, thanks for playing! And umm, I'd take a bath before you eat dinner if I were you. Have a great day! NEXT!