I first came across this site back in late 2000/early 2001 but unfortunately work and family commitments meant that I could not continue at that time (RIP Sateene *sniff*). When I did return, I had forgotten my username!

So I now have a fresh account and wonderful new pets and all is right in my own little world.

I will try to help anyone who neomails me politely where I can – or direct you to where you can find what you need. Nikeerna's Guide to Guides has a lot of helpful pages if you are in a a hurry for an answer. (~Shameless Plug~)

Please bear in mind that because I am in a different time zone to many Neopians, I may not be able to respond immediately to your neomails. Also, occasionally I do like to sleep :D and there's this nasty thing called "work" that I have to do to pay the bills which also cuts into my available neo-time. But never fear, I will reply to you as soon as humanly possible.

As a side note, I choose not to be fluent in 1337-speak and if I have to translate your message I will put it in the too-hard basket.

I am a stickler for the "friend" part of neofriends. I like to get to know people first. All my neofriends are people I have chatted with on the boards or in my guild and consider as neofriends. They are people whose company I enjoy whilst playing Neopets. So, next time you see me on the boards, just say hi and who knows what may happen? I promise I won't bite!

I am already in a wonderful guild, Visions, and I don't want to change. But thank you very much for asking, I am flattered.

Hi, thanks for asking about Premium.

First the bad news. Premium costs US$7.99 or US$69.95 per year and adds a whole new dimension to playing Neopets. Now the good news! You can try it for fifteen days free to get the real experience. If you want to do this, just neomail me and I'll set up a referral.

As well as no longer having to put up with ads while playing Neopets, as a premium member, you will receive a free space faerie scratchcard (that always wins) each Friday and a free @neomail.com webmail address.

You will also have access to the neopets "portal", webmail 'Something Has Happened!' events, premium only boards, the Super Shop Wiz which searches EVERY shop in Neopia at once, instead of having to search several times like the normal Shop Wiz, and more! For a lot more detailed information, visit Leto's Premium FAQ. If you like what you read here, neomail me and I will organise an invitation to a free 15-day trial.

At the moment I am not able to take requests for lookups/graphics. I have real life commitments outside of Neopets that take up much of my time and there are only so many hours in the day.

If you need coding help, please feel free to neomail me and I will try to answer your questions. Or check out the Lookup Guides section of Nikeerna's Guide to Guides for some helpful petpages. (Yup, another shameless plug!)

Umm, how do I put this? NO. No way. No how. Nuh-uh. And did I mention NO?

Sorry to be blunt, but I have put much time and effort into choosing, naming, training, playing with, painting etc etc etc my pets and they are special to me. Well, except my lab pets, but they are there for me to practice my evil powers on MUAHAHAHA!!

Again, my answer will be no. Please don't even bother to ask because that's the quickest way to get yourself blocked. Everything I have has been earned through hard work. I donate to the money tree because I choose to. I do not donate to individuals because that would be unfair to all those who didn't get an individual donation from me. The money tree is the fairest way as I see it.

If you are really stuck, the soup faerie, the giant omelette, games, fishing, and many many other easy, free games and activities can help you and your pets keep above the poverty line.

Trust me, you will enjoy the rewards just that much more when you earn them yourself.

I seem to be saying no a lot.

The prices in my shop are those I have chosen to market my goods at. You are not obligated to buy at my shop and are more than welcome to buy elsewhere if you don't like my prices.

If you need help with a quest, you will find many helpful people on the quest boards. So pop in and say hi and if you ask nicely and show a little patience you will soon be able to complete your quest.