| BATTLEDOME - Pah, who wants a sword? Sure, just because there's fifty odd different
types of these babies, doesn't mean anybody wants them! Today, people want to
fight with snowballs, snowflakes and muffins. What could be next? Well, I've come
up with some ideas to top these teapots and butter knives.
Neopian Time Issue Three - Volume One
Description: Ewwwwww, this copy of the first volume of The Neopian Times
is all moldy and yellow! Not only will the colour gross you're opponents out,
but the stories are so bad, they'll leave your foe gagging for some good literature!
Price: 1 NP
Damage: 2 icons; 2 earth
Bottomless Bag of Lemons
Description: Like the saying goes 'When life hands you a Bottomless Bag
of Lemons, spray citric acid in someone's eye'! Take out two lemons each turn,
and chuck them at your opponent!
Price: 20,000 NP
Damage: 8 icons each lemon (1 use each); 3 earth, 3 fire, 1 water, 1 physical
Used Paint Brush
Description: Hundreds of Neopets get painted each and every day, so what
else are we going to do with these pieces of wood? The ultimate in recyclable
weaponry!
Price: 600 NP
Damage: 3 icons; 2 physical, 1 darkness
Asparagus Scimitar
Description: Oooooh, this ought to give your foes a thrashing... as if!
But if you ever get into a fight with Adam, don't use it, it'll probably heal
him. Use in combination with the Butter Bomb for an awesome effect!
Price: 200 NP
Damage: 2 icons; 1 earth, 1 physical (15 with Butter Bomb)
Butter Bomb
Description: It's hard to tell which it is better at, fighting or fattening.
Use in combination with the Asparagus Scimitar for an awesome effect!
Price: 90,000 NP
Damage: 10 icons; 3 physical, 3 fire, 3 light, 1 air (15 with Asparagus
Scimitar)
Dung Totem
Description: With the use of this magical totem, it will start raining
dung! AHHHHH! Once per battle.
Price: 200,000 NP
Damage: 14 icons; 5 physical, 5 darkness, 3 earth, 1 water
Bunion Cube OF DEATH!!!
Description: Who would've thought so much pain can be caused by something
so small?
Price: 1,000,000 NP
Damage: 15 icons; 8 physical, 3 water, 3 fire, 1 light
Uber Palm Fan
Description: It's a palm fan, just better! Rumour has it adoriblelapin
made them by tying two average palm fans together, but who knows?
Price: 5 NP
Damage: 2 icons; 1 earth, 1 air
Battle Chia Pop
Description: Woah, yummy! Force your foe to eat it, and every flavour will
hurt their pet!
Price: 45,000 NP
Damage: 6 icons; 1 water, 1 fire, 1 light, 1 earth, 1 air, 1 darkness
Bruceicle of the Dark Faerie
Description: Even Dark Faeries have a sweet tooth, so this is the perfect
weapon!
Price: 60,000 NP
Damage: 8 icons; 4 darkness, 2 water, 2 air
Hairy Tongue Beast Plushie
Description: This plushie can lick your opponent, yuck! And squeeze its
tummy to hear it say 'Waaaaaah, why can't I be in the gallery of evil?'.
Price: 2,000 NP
Damage: 4 icons; 2 physical, 2 water
Grain of Battle Rice
Description: Strong, very strong! This single grain of rice can pack quite
a wallop, but sadly it can only be used once and then its gone.
Price: 500 NP
Damage: 7 icons; 4 physical, 3 earth
Grain of Uber Battle Rice
Description: Strong, very strong... even stronger than the average Battle
Rice! This single grain of rice can pack quite a wallop, but sadly it can only
be used once and then its gone.
Price: 160,000 NP
Damage: 21 Icons; 12 physical, 9 earth
Box of Battle Rice
Description: This box is filled with an unlimited amount of Battle Rice!
Pull out three grains each turn, and if you're really lucky, you might pull
out a Grain of Uber Battle Rice.
Price: 200,000 NP
Tome of Comets
Description: Read the magical words in this book, and summon the power
of a comet from space! But since the distance the comet would have to travel
is so great, it takes three turns after you summon it for it to arrive.
Price: 4,000,000 NP
Damage: 22 icons; 13 light, 6 fire, 2 physical, 1 earth
Sloth's Jelly
Description: Even an evil mastermind like Dr. Sloth can enjoy a jelly treat
every once and a while! Chuck it at your opponents and see how they like it.
Price: 97,000 NP
Damage: 10 icons; 6 darkness, 3 water, 1 physical
Rock
Description: Take a guess at what you're supposed to with this weapon.
Price: 400 NP
Damage: 3 icons; 3 physical
Vial of Germs
This vial contains millions of microscopic germs. Unleash them on your
foe and each turn they'll do four icons of damage! Can only be used once per
battle.
Price: 70,000 NP
Damage: 4 icons of damage automatically each turn; 2 earth, 2 water
El Picklesaur's Pickle
It's El Picklesaur's trusty weapon, his pickle! Hit it over your foes head,
shove it in their ear, spray the salty juice in their eye... it's a totally
free-style weapon!
Price: 3,000
Damage: 5 icons; 3 water, 2 physical
Mr. Shankly Doll
This plushie always seems to have some dung beneath its sleeve...
Price: 5,000,000 NP
Damage: 16 icons; 9 water, 4 physical, 2 darkness, 1 earth
Snowflake Doll
Brrrrr, the room suddenly got colder with this doll here.
Price: 5,000,000 NP
Damage: 16 icons, 9 water, 7 air
Admit it, you wanted those! Of course, who wouldn't? I could easily see these
twenty-one items becoming real Battledome weapons! Until next time, this is
too_kule, signing off. Au revoir! Over and out.
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