Is it just me or is the talk of the chatboards now NeoWarts? "Why is that?"
you ask. Well, it's simple: NeoWarts is the latest Wheel of Excitement disease.
It gives your pet big cauliflower-like lumps on its body. Long ago the hot disease
was Neopox, then it was D'achoo. Just last week it was Bloaty Belly, but three
days ago the Wheel started spreading NeoWarts.
With every epidemic, the cure for each disease, Neopox Pizza, Neopkins, Flat-U-Less
and NeoWarts Fungus, respectively, has skyrocketed in price. I remember having
to pay a fortune when my pet caught Neopox My pet also caught Bloaty Belly.
With Bloaty Belly, Flat-U-Less wasn't the only cure. It was soon found that
feeding a sick pet a Poisonous Mushroom and then feeding it Neopox Pizza (no
longer a hot commodity since that sickness was out) would cure Bloaty Belly
just as well as Flat-U-Less.
So now it's NeoWarts. What's the secret, mystery cure to that one? Well, I've
heard Medicinal Plant works, but I've also heard it doesn't. Of course, for
a guaranteed cure go with NeoWart Fungus. To clear up some confusion, Mystical
Fungus is listed as the cure in the Hospital, but NeoWart Fungus is the actual
cure for NeoWarts. The thing is, NeoWart Fungus is a TYPE of of Mystical Fungus.
  
In three days the price of NeoWart Fungus has gone from around 25 NP to 2,500
NP! If you're a poor Neopian with a sick pet and the Healing Springs just aren't
working for you, I know a few people who wouldn't mind helping you out. My friends,
David and Julie, are Faerie Masters of the Faerie Faeries-Fortune Guild which
will be donating NeoWart Fungus to sick pets. They have tons up at the Trading
Post. They really mean it when they say, "Offer a junk item and we'll give you
this if your pet is really sick." Hurry though, the offer is only good for the
first 300 lots! If you can't find any from them at the Trading Post, feel free
to Neomail them at doctorevil53. They'll be more than willing to work something
out with you.
That's basically the ins and outs of NeoWart Fungus. Be sure to read my next
installment when I take you through whatever the Wheel's doling out next month
but until then, stay healthy! |