Yes, you have probably heard of Neopia's favourite substance, dung! You have
probably even tried a bit of that chewing gum, you sly dog ; ) But do you know
what the miracle substance dung, is REALLY useful for? Here are the top ten
uses for dung.
10. You all know this one, Chewing Dung. The food that's sweeping the
nation! Chew on this after you brush your teeth this morning and you'll spend
a whole day in Neopia without having to do any work! People might even give
you some items to leave their shop!
9. Furniture.
Yes, you heard me, furniture. Dung is the most comfortable when new, soft and
curves just for your body type. Old furniture gets hard, but that's hardly a
problem! It's just fixes the back problems that you developed by using a bed
that didn't support your weight!
8. Gardening. Yes, that's right, gardening. Dung is perfect for growing
plants, with just the right amount of nutrients to get it to full bloom. You
can also produce it daily ; )
7. Pranks! Pranks, Neopia's favourite past time! Everyone gets a good
laugh when they find fake dung in their lunch bag, it's even better when it's
real! Then you can actually eat it!
6. Decorations. Give your house the natural outdoorsy feeling with
real live dung spread through all the rooms! Your guest will just love the feeling
and smell it adds to your NeoHome!
5. Wow! We are on five already? I guess so! Now think, what is the
best game in Neopia? That's right! The fantabulous game-show better than you!
Did you know that they actually have used dung to be a Gormball, and a Deckball
in those contests! Wow!
4. Are you not a people person? Well, is dung the item for you! If
anyone gets near your house, you can use the famous Dung
Catapult to knock him or her away! They usually never come back, and
if they do you won't see them a third time!
3. Camouflage! Dung is great in battle! Smear some all over your face
and they won't be able to see you anywhere you go! Win those really important
battles without getting a scratch!
2. The second top use or dung is cost effectiveness! Dung furniture
is a little as 50 NP, and you get top quality wads of gum for 5 NP or lower!
Now, I know you're thinking what's the catch? I'm happy to announce that there
isn't one!
1. The top use for dung is Perfume! Slap or spray dung all over your
body and you'll be irresistible! People would love to hang about you and jut
smell you all day!
There you have it, the top 10 uses of dung! Go out there and buy more today!
(Also ask for more of those GREAT dung items!) | 
