Some of these things you may not notice, but some you might. These every day
events that happen in Neopia are very weird. After this article, I hope you
pay more attention to everything. I mean everything.
#10: Ever wonder how one of your NeoPets can down a whole Baguette
from the bakery in one sitting, but can only take a bite of an apple? I can
eat a whole apple, but could never eat a whole Baguette or loaf of bread!
#9: Lennys are very smart, or so we think. Try creating a Lenny, it's
intelligence is AVERAGE. But Lennys are supposed to be the smartest pets in
Neopia! When they're created, they should at least be CLEVER!
#8: The Snowager. This is a really weird guy; he'll sleep for about
10 minutes, and then he'll pretend to sleep for another 15! And if you wake
him up, he blasts at you! Weird, he wasn't even sleeping! Then, if he's in a
good mood, he'll put in this "act" where he looks straight at you, and goes
back to sleep.
#7: Clothes. They make clothes for NeoPets. Fine. But it turns out
to be something you can't wear, only something that collects dust. I don't understand
(I think it's absolutely mad!) that people actually buy clothes for their NeoPets
(or for a collection)!
#6: The Pant Devil. This is guy just crazy. If he had matches, he would
be a pyromaniac. (Luckily they don't make matches in Neopia, and I'm definitely
not trying to give them any ideas). At the advent calendar, he stole everyone's
Rod of Supernova, and when I faced him in the Battledome, he didn't use any
sort of Nova on me!!! What does he want them for, if he doesn't have any use
for them, he should give them back!
#5: Sceptre.
The ultimate in Cheat. Right. Not!!! This guy is not only terrible at the game,
but is very conceited! He is definitely not a good liar at all! Once, he played
13 5s on me! Obviously he's cheating.
#4: Dr. Sloth. This guy is kind of weird. He's behind just about every
thing that's evil, so it's kind of gives away the plot. And, that laugh, it's
so last year.
#3: The Golden Dubloon. I cannot figure out why in the world prices
of the Dubloons went up cause of some restaurant!!! I've tried it, and I really
do not get it! A whole caesar salad (it was big) did not fill my pet! Are you
going to spend and approx. 3000 NP for this? I think not!
#2: Jhudora and Fyora. The both of them are very weird. First of all,
if anything, Jhudora should have put her "Cloud" in the Haunted Woods. Secondly,
Fyora was mad letting her enemy into her kingdom. That's kind of weird, since
Fyora owns Faerieland. Maybe she had too much caffeine, or something...
#1: Asparagus! Such a weird vegetable, yet there's this madness that
Adam started and now everyone's mad about it (well, maybe not everyone, but
I've actually heard of people that collect asparagus)!
Well, thanks for listening to the things that I think are very odd in Neopia.
If you have suggestions, comments, ideas or questions, feel free to Neomail
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