Revenge of the Chia Clown by horsechicklet |  |
Carnival of Terror.
Oh no!!! Dr. Sloth is coming back with a vengeance! Personally, no. It's not
Dr. Sloth I'm worried about-it's these evil Chia clowns! Yes, the Chia Clown
has had enough pretending to be Punchbag Bob, so he's created a circus in the
middle of the night to wreak havoc on Neopians' lives. So, how do we defeat
these evil Chia clowns?
The Carnival of Terror is simple. Sort of. Evil robotic clowns come down from
the skies, or each side of your target zone, and you shoot them to earn points
while keeping in mind that you need to restore your ammo, health and time or
else, if one of these essentials runs out, you will die.
When at the Carnival of Terror, focus on the three important things. One,
ammo. Two, health. Three, time. Although you may want to blast those evil clowns
without ceasing, always take time to collect the ammo, health boxes and clocks
that float from the skies. Without these three essentials, you will surely fail.
So, calmly, gun them down instead of the clowns whenever "the essentials" are
in your target zone (aka, the screen).
Warning: Pies hurt! Man, what does Sloth--or the Chia Clown--put in those
things? If there's one thing you should focus on instead of ammo, health and
time its pies. The materialise quickly and often hit you before you see them,
so if you catch a glimpse of a disgusting white thing, drop all else and aim
well.
The only thing that will hurt you besides a pie is a Chia clown missing both
his hair and his pants. If you shoot badly twice, this may happen. While the
result is hilarious, it infuriates the clown so much that it may explode-and
damage your health. So beware, make sure to finish the job quickly or the job
will finish you.
Going about this may seem simple, but in reality remaining calm while in the
midst of a crisis is always extremely difficult. Do your best to remain calm
and always aim before firing. If you blast all over the screen you will both
be hit by many pies and lose your ammo quickly.
Well, that's just about the gist of it. The Carnival of Terror is much like
Evil Fuzzles Beyond
the Stars except that this is easier to understand and more difficult
to do. Or some say. Please, take up your guns and help rid us of these pesky
creatures. And remember--the Chia Clown may seem cute and harmless, but he is
not your friend! Especially if you've beaten him 20 times in the Battledome,
just for fun. |
