Well, if you are reading this its obvious you are someone who plays on Neopets,
but just how much of a Neopian are you? Do you speak in cats, dogs and sparrows
or Aishas, Gelerts, and Pteris? Do you speak both? Or are you simply just a
maniac who wants to take over the world? For each of these questions just pick
the answer that most applies to you, and find out just how Neo-Crazy you are.
Created by professors Star_1020280, Speedy_225, Opaleye_rho, and Opaleye_beau
of Noxford University.
1 - When you need to go somewhere on Neopets you usually:
a) Type the address directly into the search bar (you know them off by heart)
b) Unless you go there often (for which you know the address or have a link
ready in your "favorites") you go round the normal way.
c) You go round the normal way (getting lost every now and then and asking people
for help)
d) Nothing! I get all the mindless, puny little Neopians out there to do it
for me! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
e) What are Neopets?
2 - Most of your pets are
a) High statistics (like, level 50 and statistics about 100), painted with very
expensive colours, good (long success list) job record, good (and looooooooong)
Battledome record, nice painted petpet.
b) Painted(unless you feel this is unimportant), pretty good statistics (around
level 5 and others about 15-20) a nice petpet and a couple of Battledome wins
and job successes to boast of.
c) Not painted, cute though, some losses in the Battledome perhaps a cheep-ish
petpet(like for example, an abominable snowball or scado)
d) All mutants from my experiments! * cackles evilly *
e) What's a Neopet?
3 - When not playing on Neopets you:
a) Try to revolutionise computers so that you can play Neopets faster
b) Write articles for the Neopian times to get trophies, Draw pictures for the
art gallery, watch TV, worry about up coming English exams.
c) Watch TV just do ordinary stuff
d) Plan how to take over the world.... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
e) What is a Neopet?
4 - At school I get in trouble for:
a) Hacking past the school blocking system to get onto Neopets
b) Not doing my homework and forgetting my PE gear- I spend detention writing
articles for the Neopian times.
c) Not doing my homework and forgetting my PE gear.
d) Holding "Why you should help me take over the world" speeches in the lunch
hour
e) The usual stuff but WHAT IS A NEOPET???
5 - When you look into your eyes in the mirror you see
a) Your eyelids, they are closed because you are asleep because you have been
up all night playing Neopets (but I would like some contact lenses with Chias
on them...)
b) Your eyes, Duh, but you'd rather be playing Neopets than staring into the
mirror, its rather boring.
c) Your eyes, Duh, but you'd rather be doing something else than staring into
the mirror, its rather boring.
d) The eyes of a half crazed maniac who wants to take over the world and says
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA far too much
e) My eyes, Duh, but you still haven't answered my question yet...
6 - You are walking down the street and you hear a word out of someone's
conversation - "mallard". You:
a) Don't hear because you never walk down the street, you are too busy playing
Neopets, but if you did you would be able to rattle off a mallards estimated
price, description, shop wizard price, date of release...
b) Remember that there is a petpet on Neopets that looks like a duck and is
called a mallard
c) Remember that the education minister for New Zealand is Trevor Mallard
d) Write it down on the list of things you need to take over while taking over
the world.
e) same as c but what on earth is a "NEOPET"!!!
7 - The pet that is called an Eyrie used to be called a
a) Tatsu, it looks like a dragon thing with big horns and a thing round its
neck, I had one...
b) Tatsu, is that right?
c) errrrrrrr
d) Tatsu, did you know I created their mutant form... * cackles again*
e)you are so infuriating! WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME!!!
8 - My current aim on Neopets is:
a) To win 30 more trophies, have an enormous NeoHome with every extension, a
size 300 shop, a full NeoDeck, and be grandmaster at every game.
b) To add a few more rooms to my NeoHome, get a few more game scores, upgrade
my shop a bit, beat the Chia Clown.
c) Get over 1000 NP.
d) Take over Neopia and make every puny little Neopian do my will.
e) Where is this "Neopia" you speak of
9 - I play Poogle Solitaire
a) Never, it takes too long and I have heaps of money anyway.
b) Every now and then
c) As often as possible
d) Never, if I play Poogle solitaire I don't have enough time to take over Neopia,
but I do get the mindless mutant slaves to do it for me.
e) GRRRRRRRRRRRR... *face starts to go red*
10 - In art class I:
a) Pretend to draw while playing Neopets on my lap top.
b) Draw Neopets
c) Draw things.
d) Draw up plans for taking over the so-called "real world" and plans for kidnapping
Adam and Donna and therefore gaining access to all Neopet knowledge.
e) FOR THE LAST TIME!: WHAT - IS - A - NEOPET!!!???!?!?
11 - The phrase I say most often is:
a) "I'm sorry, I can't talk now because I am playing on Neopets"
b) "Guess what, on Neopets"
c) "Hi!"
d) "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....."
e) "Hi", but after this it'll be "What's a Neopet"
12 - I dream of:
a) Winning the Neopian lottery
b) Winning the real lottery so that I can buy lots of cool things like a fast
computer so I can play some of the flash games that my current computer is too
slow to load.
c) Winning the lottery
d) Taking over the world successfully
e) Winning the lottery - I'm in the wrong place aren't I?
13 - For my birthday I want
a) All the Neopets merchandise!
b) Some cool hair clips... cake... perhaps some Neopets stickers?
c) Some cool hair clips... cake... a new beanie bear
d) A space station
e) Cool stuff... I am in the wrong place...
14 - When someone says the phrase "really big mountain" you think
of:
a) Stealing something really cool and expensive from the Snowager.
b) Terror Mountain.... and Everest
c) Mount Everest
d) Standing on top of one and saying "YOU MUST OBEY ME! I AM THE RULER OF THE
WORLD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...."
e) Uh...
15 - In your street you are regarded as
a) The expert in residence at Neopets
b) The person who lives at number 20 who plays a lot on a game called Neopets
c) The person who lives at number 20
d) The person who lives in the house from which are heard odd noises like "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."
e) The person who asks a certain question a lot...
16 - When I write my address on a form I write:
a) 2938392 Bracknell road, Neopia central, Neopia
b) 31 hopscotch Road, New York, USA, and then I draw a little Gelert
c) 31 hopscotch Road, New York, USA.
d) The ruler of the universe (especially a self appointed one) need not fill
in forms
e) 31 hopscotch Road, New York, USA, and then I ask about what a Neopet is
17 - "bwiora ua rgw fewlrwar rgubf wcwe" means:
a) "Neopets is the greatest thing ever."
b) Is this like, a treasure hunt clue or something?
c) I think the second word is "is"
d) As an evil dictator, I can easily decode that, you are just pressing the
keys on the keyboard to the left of the key it is really, so if the code says
"b" it means "n" etc. It says: "Neopets is the greatest thing ever", but it's
wrong: I am.
e) *Sigh* more unanswered questions...
18 - NEOPETS IS:
a) The most important thing in my life, the greatest innovation in the
history of human beings
b) One of my favourite pass-times
c) Just something I play on every now and then
d) One more thing to take over..... The life of an evil dictator isn't easy
you know.
e) OH MY GOODNESS! YOU'RE ANSWERING MY QUESTION! - oh, no, you're asking me...
19 - In comparison (2 Neopets wHaT eLsE?)
a) Huh! And ol' Julius Chia (Errrhum! *cough cough*) I mean Caesar thought
he was kind cool!
b) I'd rather play Neopets than have some chocolate cake...
c) Uhhhh... it's cool but I'd rather go to the movies or watch TV...
d) Well, nothing beats taking over the world! Muhahahahahahahaha....
e) No other question is so great...
So, how did you score? What? Oh, yeah I haven't told you yet have I? Add up
whether you mostly scored a)'s, b)'s or c)'s.
If you mostly scored a) then you know a lot about Neopia. Neopets is the one-and-only
in your life, by now you probably have forgotten what a dog is. Suggested action:
Ahhhh... this is so difficult... Dare I even say it... You may need to
cut down on the Neopets a bit... ack! that was horrible to write... (where is
my soap... no I'll need disinfectant for something as bad as this...)
If you scored mostly b) then Neopets takes a healthy number one priority in
your life. You know quite a bit about Neopets, and will enjoy knowing that you
are just perfect on the scale :) Suggested action: Just keep on going the way
you are, you may get quite an impressive user lookup...
If you scored mostly c) well, you're a bit of a newbie. You really need to
play Neopets a bit more, too increase your knowledge of the thing worth knowing.
Suggested action: Play Neopets more, and go to Neopets help sites such as Pink
Poogle Toy, Nothing But Neopets, Gemele.com, Derkomai.com,
but always remember to double-check that your info is not out of date. Always
check your items price on the shop wizard, go get all the freebies you can (Tombola,
shrine etc.), use your common sense and don't get scammed. Wishing you luck!
If you scored mostly d)... Are you sure you aren't DR. Sloths twin?
Anyway, you seem to be obsessed with taking over both worlds, the real world,
and "Earth" (Wait a minute...!) and you say MUHAHAHAHAHAHA... much more than
is good for yourself. Suggested action: Maybe you should see a psychiatrist...
Or a psy-chia-trist...
If you scored mostly e), what are you doing reading The Neopian Times? If you
really want to find out what Neopets is about you should play it for a while,
its pretty cool. Suggested action: PLAY NEOPETS!!!!!!!... And if you do, then
take the advice for the people who mostly got c). When you sign up for Neopets,
why not sign up using our owners referral link?
We hope you find this useful, we had fun making this anyhow! Thank you very
much,
From Speedy_225, Star_1020280, Opaleye_beau, and Opaleye_rho.
P.S. Not to be biased... but we think if you get a Neopet you should get a Gelert
Speedy_225: And paint it faerie... like me!
Opaleye_rho: Well I think rainbow's better, even if I am gold...
Star_1020280: Checkered is so waaaaaaaay better!
Opaleye_beau: I don't know what you guys are arguing about... none of those colours
hold a candle to cloud!
Star_1020280: Oh yeah?
Opaleye_beau: You're just jealous!
rhoc: Guys, do you realise that this tape recorder is recording every word
you say and that this is being sent to The Neopian Times, and if it gets in
then all those people will be hearing you?
Opaleye_rho: Oops...
rhoc: Man, you guys have such cheesy, fake, grins!!! | 
