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Sense of Fate: Part Four by Ultima999 |
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-SIZZLEBURN AND GENERAL KORBAT- Sizzleburn: Well, we're back on the Mysterious Island. General Korbat: I think I'll go lead my soldiers. They can't win without me. Sizzleburn: They can't win no matter what! Didn't you see how the bullets bounced off of Dr. Sloth? General Korbat: There's always a way to win. Sizzleburn: Sure, whatever. I'll go and find the coconut people. General Korbat returns to the battlefield, while Sizzleburn starts exploring in the forest. Sizzleburn(to himself): Let's see….If the Tree of Dark Life is north, then….A coconut person appears Sizzleburn: Yes! Quick! Take me to your leader! Coconut person stares at Sizzleburn. Sizzleburn: It is very important! We need your help! Coconut person stares at Sizzleburn. Sizzleburn: You do not speak English? Coconut person stares at Sizzleburn. Sizzleburn: This is bad. Coconut Person: Bah! Gua Gua Gen Gia Tue! Sizzleburn: Uh huh. Whatever. Coconut person runs deep into the jungle. Sizzleburn: Wait! Come back! Sizzleburn follows coconut person. After countless hours of running around the forest, the coconut person leads Sizzleburn to a giant city. Sizzleburn: Whoa…. Coconut person: Gen! Du eu! Kake Gua Gua... Coconut person points to a large building in the center of the city. Sizzleburn: OK, thanks. Sizzleburn walks in, and then…. Coconut King: WHAT IS IT?! Sizzleburn: We need you to send some troops to go fight Dr. Sloth before the asteroid hits or else we'll all become VirtuPets and you'll lose your little island. Coconut King: ARE YOU STUPID?! Sizzleburn: Well, um… Coconut King: ONLY THE DARK JEWEL CAN DESTROY DR. SLOTH! Sizzleburn: Destroy? For good? Coconut King: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?! NOW GO, TO THE TREE OF DARK LIFE… Sizzleburn: Do you mean that I didn't need to come here, and if I just went to the tree before- Coconut King: YES!! NOW GET GOING! Sizzleburn:O-Ok… Sizzleburn leaves the city and walks into the forest again. As Sizzleburn walks around (not really knowing where to go) he hears a sound behind him. At first he ignores it and goes on. Then it grows louder. And louder. And louder. And- You get the point. Sizzleburn: H-Hello? Bug Guy: Mua hah aha ha ha ha! Sizzleburn: Uh oh. Bug Guy: You! You froze me! Sizzleburn: Um… Bug Guy: You might not be a Chia, but I do not like you!!! Sizzleburn: Right. I kinda noticed that a while ago…. Suddenly, the Space Faerie arrives. Space Faerie: Another one of Dr.Sloth's evil creatures? Bug Guy: What's this? Sizzleburn: Yes! Help is here! Space: Prepare to meet your doom, bug! Space Faerie zaps Bug Guy. Bug Guy: NOOOOOOOO00000oooooooo!!!!!!! Sizzleburn: Ouch. That had to hurt. Space Faerie: What do you want, Techo? Sizzleburn: We need to get to the Tree of Dark Life. And fast! *** When the Space Faerie and Sizzleburn finally arrive... Sizzleburn: Good! Now all we need to do is find the Dark Jewel. Space Faerie: Found it. Sizzleburn: That quickly? Space Faerie: Well... Sizzleburn: What a boring plot. Anyway, we have to get back to where Dr. Sloth is. Once again, they fly. Sizzleburn: I think.... Space Faerie: There they are! Sizzleburn: I see Rekozen and Ultima999 too! Uh oh. Everyone's knocked out. Space Faerie: Dr. Sloth, prepare to be cast away to where you- ZAP! Evil Space Faerie: Must...destroy.... Evil Space Faerie throws Sizzleburn off and the Dark Jewel is hurled into the air. Dr. Sloth: Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha. Evil Space Faerie: What do you ask of me, master? Dr. Sloth: Bring me the...Dark Jewel. Evil Space Faerie: Yes, mast- Rekozen: Not so fast! Sizzleburn: What? But I thought- Rekozen: Those were fakes! We used them to distract Dr. Sloth The entire NeoPet Defence Force are all fakes, too. They're right behind us, loading their cannons and all that. Dr. Sloth: As long as I have the Dark Jewel, you won't be able to defeat me! Ultima999: Ribbit! Rekozen: Oh really? Then it's too bad YOU DON'T HAVE THE DARK JEWEL!! Everyone except Rekozen:WHAT?! Rekozen: I already have it right here. The one you have, Dr. Sloth, is a fake. Boy, I'm a master of fakes. Rekozen displays the Dark Jewel. Dr. Sloth: YOU! Rekozen: Take this! Rekozen throws the Dark Jewel at Dr. Sloth Dr. Sloth: ARGH!!! Silence...more silence... Dr. Sloth: What? I'm still alive! Oh yes, and the asteroid will hit in minutes! Mua ha ha ha ha!!! Rekozen: Uh oh. The one I threw must've been the fake. Sizzleburn: You stupid! Now Dr. Sloth has the real Dark Jewel! Ultima999: Ribbit! Rekozen: This is bad. General Korbat: Not so fast. Dr. Sloth hasn't defeated us yet! Dr. Sloth: Oh, yes I have. Evil Space Faerie: What can you do, pathetic general? General Korbat: Fire! At the Dark Jewel! BOOM! BOOM! The Dark Jewel is hurled into the air. Rekozen: It's gonna break! Everyone: NOOOOO!!! The dust settles... Rekozen: Um, I don't have it. Sizzleburn: I don't. General Korbat: My soldiers and I don't seem to have it. Dr. Sloth: Blast it! I don't have it! Evil Space Faerie: I do not have it, master. Everyone: Uh oh. Rekozen: Noo! We're doomed! Sizzleburn: Wait! Look at Ultima999! Ultima999: Ribbit! Rekozen grabs the Dark Jewel, and throws it at Dr. Sloth Dr. Sloth: NO! NOOOOO!!! Dr. Sloth disappears... Rekozen: We did it! Sizzleburn: Well, until he comes back. Rekozen: What do you mean? Sizzleburn: The Dark Jewel doesn't last forever. Ultima999: I'm back to normal! I'm back to normal! Space Faerie: What? What happened? Rekozen: Long story. We'll tell it to you during lunch. I'm starved. Sizzleburn: Me too. I want a Strawberries and Cream Easter Negg now! Rekozen: Agreed! Well, until Dr. Sloth returns looks like we'll have a pretty good time. General Korbat: And remember, kids, don't do drugs. Did you know that drugs can mess up your life and- Author: So, did you like it? I hope you did. It took me two weeks to write this. Sense of Fate II is in the works right now, and will be ready soon. If you want to Neomail me my user name is Ultima999. Please visit my shop and theme park, and have a good day! THE END |
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