NEFF Adventures: Parts Three and Four

by mkjagz

Part Three: The Advice

Exlund: And now won't you come and siiing wiiiith MEEEEEEE!!!?

Other Pets: SHUT UP!!!

Somehow, then, Exlund managed to shut up.

Saijin: Well, what do we do about THIS? *Jerking thumb towards Exlund*

Strikkerr: Let's go see the Island Mystic.

DeadlyClaws: Yah! He always knows what to do!

So the NEFF got into a boat, and went to Mystery Isle.

The three arrived and went straight to the mystic's hut. They arrived at a ten story mansion that had a golden and silver lining.

Strikkerr: I thought he had a HUT! It's so....Big!

Exlund: AaBeeSee?

Saijin knocked on the door with a golden door knocker.

Unknown voice: Hello?

The group explained to the Island mystic about their situation.

Island Mystic: Gimme 500 NP.

Strikkerr: WHAT?

Island Mystic: How do you think I got this mansion? Free advice?

Strikkerr: Fine.

They hand over the NP and the Island Mystic answers their questions.

Island Mystic: Go see the Techo Master.

Saijin: THAT was cheap.

So they go to the Techo Master's house, the training school. Round 2, ding ding!

Part Four: The REAL Advice

The NEFF told the Techo Master, and he actually gave them free advice.

Techo Master: Give the Lupe Energy Fruit.

Evil Voice: Don't Listen! There is no way to escape my wrath!"

NEFF(except Exlund): Dr. Kevin Sloth!

Kevin Sloth: Yes, it's me! Mwa hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

The Techo Master showed them some nice Karate moves, with Kevin "volunteering" to be the dummy.

Kevin Sloth: You may have defeated me this time, but-

Saijin,Strikkerr,and DeadlyClaws: Ya, ya, ya, we know, you'll be back!

Kevin Sloth: Well, you-

Pets: May have won this battle, but you have not won the war!

Kevin Sloth: Um...Be-

Pets: Careful, little pets. You know not what you are up against!

Kevin Sloth: You-

Pets: Are up way over your heads!

Kevin Sloth: ARRRGH!

He disappears into the jungle. NEFF goes to the store and buys Energy Fruit, and gives them to Exlund.

Exlund: Finally! I CAN speak!

To be continued

Preview: "What the heck was that?" A scream rings throughout the darkness, and suddenly silence is upon them. The cold wind lashing against their faces, threatening to destroy what little nerve they had left.