Interview With the Beauty Contest Winner, Tinkerbella

by wolfthra

Note-I really did ask Tinkerbella these questions!

I was waiting at Crystal Senshi's Cafe, thinking that maybe I should ask Crystal Senshi to make the hours longer. Then I remembered that they were open 24 hours a day! Then bella came in with Tinkerbella, her Aisha. Tinkerbella took a seat across from me and ordered a hot cocoa as bella left.

wolfthra: Tinka...I can call you Tinka, right?

Tinkerbella: Um..sure!

wolfthra: You can call me wolfie. All right first question. Which one did you like best: Austin Powers 1 or 2?

Tinka: Well wolfie, I think the first one was way funnier!

wolfie: I liked the second one better. A lot of people like the first one better, though....Anyway, cheese or corn?

Tinka: Um...

wolfie: I mean do you like something cheesy or corny?

Tinka: What is the difference between cheesy and corny?!

wolfie: Um...I really don't know! Ahem...next question. If you had a secret diary, what age rating would it be?

Tinka: My owner gave me a lock-diary last year and I write in it as much as I can. It's just a normal everyday young Aisha diary! I don't know what age rating it would be...

wolfie: I've been wanting to get a diary for my pets...anyway....Have you ever, in a fit of rage, trashed your friend's apartment, wrecked their car, and blamed it on the Shop Wizard?

Tinka: I'm too young to drink, let alone drive! But I did blame Mr. Shop Wizard for that snowghetti spill in my mommy's shop....don't tell her!

wolfie: Don't worry! I'm about as trusty as your average blabbermouth!

Tinka: Erm..um..okay.

wolfie: Is it ever "too" difficult to be Tinkerbella, a winner of the Beauty Contest?

Tinka: It was really exciting to have won the beauty contest! It really wasn't 'too' difficult, lots of people encouraged me!

wolfie: Cool! What would you say to a brand new NeoPets user, who decides that they want to make a NeoPets-related Web page? I don't exactly mean 'suggestions on what to do or not to do,' more like, would you encourage it? Subtly discourage it?

Tinka: I think they should do what they want to do, and if that includes making a NeoPets-related Web page, they should go for it :)

wolfie: good advice! A few more questions and you're free to go! Do you ever feel like running away from your owner to become a star?

Tinka: Being an abandoned pet myself, I would never want anyone to feel what I felt when I was left. I think me and my mommy were destined to be together because our names are so alike. When I first saw her, I knew she would be the one to finally take me to a warm home. And I am very thankful :)

wolfie: You were adopted? Wow! What a coincidence that you both have practicably the same name! I adopted Nimany here as well!

Tinka: I think I might have seen her!

wolfie: Cool! Final question. One hundred years from now, you will no longer be alive. What do you want on your grave, and what song do you want played at your funeral?

Tinka: TinKerbeLLa, forever sparkling in the stars. Song: Pure Shores by All Saints.

wolfie: Hmmmmm...nice grave inscription. Well, I hope I see you another time soon!

Tinka: Me too!

Tinka stayed a couple of minutes while I wrapped everything up. We talked about tea, Web pages, and world domination. I decided I'll let her have Northern Neopia. I sipped the last of my tea. Bella entered the cafe to take Tinka home. I picked up my notes, and left. I had a busy day ahead of me, the next day. And it had been quite a night, indeed.