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Kougra Speak!

by laurawest2005

Hello, my name is laurawest2005, and welcome to Kougra Speak! On today's show we have with us three of Neopia's finest Kougras, my very own Kougra, Rosyokau the Silver Kougra, neo_kid1234's red Kougra, Jimbo22220, and Khralraa's Faerie Kougra, Tristan_dkell. The focus of today's edition of Kougra Speak! is the overlooking of the Kougra in Neopia. After a recent "Shoyru Day" local Kougras met for a meeting closed to the public. All Kougra owners were invited and this is a recount of what went down. This is what the Kougras had to say:

"Hello, my name is Rosyokau and I just wanted to say that I am outraged! It seems every pet besides the Kougra, have been given special attention! For Pete's sake, even the current Wooden Spoon holder, the Lenny, had a new game named after him! Kougras need to be treated equally! We are one of the most popular pets in Neopia, and I am not alone when I say this, it is high time Kougras were treated with respect!"

"I completely agree," said an outraged Tristan_dkell, "We have been completely ignored! So many pets get new paintbrush colours every day! While we Kougras have only the ability to be painted five different ways. We can only be painted white, black, silver, Christmas-y, and Faerie! That is outrageous! Aishas can be painted eleven different ways and the newest pet, the Chomby, is well on its way to out-numbering us! If you ask me that is just plain ludicrous!"

"Well, hi there folks, my name is Jimbo22220 and I represent the outer regions of Neopia. On behalf all Kougra citizens, I say we should be treated properly! Sheesh! Moehogs get more respect. You would think with our ferocious- yet adorable- appearance we would get more attention, and not bad attention either."

Now back in the studio, we are going to have a one-on-one interview with all three of the main Kougras at the convention. First, we will start with Jimbo22220.

Laura: "Thank you for joining us, Jimbo."

Jimbo: "It is my pleasure to be here, Laura. I just want society to become aware of the increasing disregard of the Kougra. Every other pet seems to be getting something special in it's honour, why just today, a special exhibit of Lupe work is being specially displayed in the Neopian Gallery. Also, the Glowing Meerca and the Glowing Wocky were introduced. Coincidence? I think not!"

Laura: "Thank you, Jimbo. Next we have with us a very special guest, my very own Rosyokau! Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to join us Miss Rosyokau. We know you are a very busy Kougra."

Rosyokau: "I am thrilled to finally be on your show!"

Laura: "What is your reaction to the recent events surrounding Kougras?"

Rosyokau: "What events?! NeoPets has completely forgotten about us!"

Tristan: "I completely agree with you Rosyokau!"

Laura: "Ladies and gentlemen let's give a warm welcome to Tristan_dkell, who has just joined us in the studios."

Tristan: "Thank you, Laura. I am glad to be a part of this awareness program. It is my duty to make people alert to the neglect of the only NeoPet to come from the Mystery Isle. It is for the honour of all Kougras that I continue to fight the unfightable!"

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