Hello, my name is laurawest2005, and welcome to Kougra
Speak! On today's show we have with us three of Neopia's finest Kougras,
my very own Kougra, Rosyokau the Silver Kougra, neo_kid1234's red Kougra,
Jimbo22220, and Khralraa's Faerie Kougra, Tristan_dkell. The focus of
today's edition of Kougra Speak! is the overlooking of the Kougra in Neopia.
After a recent "Shoyru Day" local Kougras met for a meeting closed to
the public. All Kougra owners were invited and this is a recount of what
went down. This is what the Kougras had to say:
"Hello, my name is Rosyokau and I just wanted to say
that I am outraged! It seems every pet besides the Kougra, have been given
special attention! For Pete's sake, even the current Wooden Spoon holder,
the Lenny, had a new game named after him! Kougras need to be treated
equally! We are one of the most popular pets in Neopia, and I am not alone
when I say this, it is high time Kougras were treated with respect!"
"I completely agree," said an outraged Tristan_dkell,
"We have been completely ignored! So many pets get new paintbrush colours
every day! While we Kougras have only the ability to be painted five different
ways. We can only be painted white, black, silver, Christmas-y, and Faerie!
That is outrageous! Aishas can be painted eleven different ways and the
newest pet, the Chomby, is well on its way to out-numbering us! If you
ask me that is just plain ludicrous!"
"Well, hi there folks, my name is Jimbo22220 and I represent
the outer regions of Neopia. On behalf all Kougra citizens, I say we should
be treated properly! Sheesh! Moehogs get more respect. You would think
with our ferocious- yet adorable- appearance we would get more attention,
and not bad attention either."
Now back in the studio, we are going to have a one-on-one
interview with all three of the main Kougras at the convention. First,
we will start with Jimbo22220.
Laura: "Thank you for joining us, Jimbo."
Jimbo: "It is my pleasure to be here, Laura. I just want
society to become aware of the increasing disregard of the Kougra. Every
other pet seems to be getting something special in it's honour, why just
today, a special exhibit of Lupe work is being specially displayed in
the Neopian Gallery. Also, the Glowing Meerca and the Glowing Wocky were
introduced. Coincidence? I think not!"
Laura: "Thank you, Jimbo. Next we have with us a very
special guest, my very own Rosyokau! Thank you for taking time out of
your busy schedule to join us Miss Rosyokau. We know you are a very busy
Kougra."
Rosyokau: "I am thrilled to finally be on your show!"
Laura: "What is your reaction to the recent events surrounding
Kougras?"
Rosyokau: "What events?! NeoPets has completely forgotten
about us!"
Tristan: "I completely agree with you Rosyokau!"
Laura: "Ladies and gentlemen let's give a warm welcome
to Tristan_dkell, who has just joined us in the studios."
Tristan: "Thank you, Laura. I am glad to be a part of
this awareness program. It is my duty to make people alert to the neglect
of the only NeoPet to come from the Mystery Isle. It is for the honour
of all Kougras that I continue to fight the unfightable!"
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