Kacheek Book Transcribed

by emilymaniac with the help of scales_the_great_jr

Part I: About the Kacheeks
Usually between 10 and 60 centimeters tall, the Kacheeks can fit in the palm of your hand. They are the second most popular pets, though. Kacheeks are 6.69 percent of Neopia's population. They can be painted Faerie, Halloween, Invisible, Shadowed, Skunk, Spotted, and Striped. With a visit to the Lab Ray, you can have a robot Kacheek. Kacheeks love flowers, and good smells, so if you want to make your Kacheek happy, bring home flowers every day.

What is a Kacheeks favourite PetPet? Here are some tips. Get a Noil for rich girls. A Tigermouse for proud or naughty boys and tomboys. Good girls like Psimouses and Harris but all Kacheeks love Meekins. Oh, and those cute little Warfs.

If you want to get a friend for your NeoPet, but can't afford a PetPet, why not get another NeoPet? Kacheeks are very friendly to Chias. The two pets get along very well, and will only fight over minor things usually. However, if you get a blue bouncy ball the two pets will have a major fight. It won't be pretty at all.

Kacheeks also like Kougras. If you have a very wild Kougra though, the tiger may try to eat your small Kacheek for a little snacky snack.

Part II: The History of Kacheeks
Earliest is prehistoric Kacheeks. They are not as smart as modern day Kacheeks, but they are much stronger and HAIRIER! If provoked, a prehistoric Kacheek can respond violently unlike Kacheeks today. Beware of the Kacheekers dude.

Once, a long time ago, there were two tribes of prehistoric Kacheeks. They were in a horrible war. Many were destroyed. Finally, the smaller tribe ran away to Neopia. They evolved into the Kacheeks we know today. The other tribe is still prehistoric and pretty stupid, but very aggressive. But they have become slightly smarter--they invented Kacheekers, but the true Kacheeks are much smarter.

Badeeks were the old form of Kacheeks, as we know them; they were much like Kacheeks, but more spiky. They were not as popular also, because they were not as well drawn (sorry to whoever drew the Badeek). There was a very good story about Badeeks in the Neopian Times. If you read the first few, you will find it. It is called "The End of the Badeeks". It is one of Neopia's best pieces of literature along with Good-bye Mel and My First Faerie, and of course Choosing Kacheek.

Part III: Kacheek Items
The Blue Kacheek band is so popular these days because as soon as they are in town every Kacheek begs to go. You can wear special Blue Kacheek group jackets, and, boy, they are some of the rarest items about Kacheeks that exist in Neopia! It is because so many owners wanted to have Blue Kacheeks like the band but had four pets, then Kauvara created the blue Kacheek morphing potion. Go figure!

The video The Good, The Kacheek, and The Ugly was on the top selling list for months. That's because Kacheeks are very good actors and look fabulous on the screen.

If you want a tasty treat, why not try a Kacheek Orange Chocolate, Mint Chocolate Kacheek or White Chocolate Kacheek? They are as sweet as the Kacheek itself (but I wouldn't recommend eating a real one!). Another rare item is the Kacheek Cracker. Pop it open, and you get a cool item.

There is also a mutant Kacheek morphing potion. These were made by the evil Dr. Sloth and will cause your pet to become a mutant Kacheek. This is essentially a grayish-green Kacheek with fangs and you can see a swelling brain on its head. It is horrible, and I would not suggest using this potion. Unless you're into that kinda stuff. And nothing is wrong with that. I guess.

Part IV: Kacheek Games
Kacheek Seek was invented to train young Kacheeks to escape predators. There would be yearly contests and the worst player had to leave Neopia. This way, Kacheeks became smaller as the largest ones were easiest to find. Soon Kacheeks became very tiny. It is said somewhere there is a hidden tribe of giant Kacheeks, which the losers formed on Mystery Island. The game was based on when the first Kacheeks fled the prehistoric Kacheeks. They were pursued, and had to hide in odd places. If they were found, they could be captured and tickled to death. Luckily the prehistoric Kacheeks were very dumb and so many Kacheeks survived to populate Neopia.

Kacheekers is a game of strategy. It was invented by prehistoric Kacheeks 500 years after the battle of the tribes. The story goes that there was a Kacheek leader who was very smart for a prehistoric Kacheek. His tribe was fighting the Korbats of the Tyrannia Plateau and was using stones to represent parts of his army. He countered every move he made until he figured out a way past their defenses. Some small Kacheeks saw what he was doing and thought it was a game. They got some flat stones and started playing. The game became a big success and soon almost every Kacheek in the tribe was a master. The game spread through every tribe and eventually with a few adjustments became the game we now know.