The Super Model of Haunted Woods: Interview With Edna the Witch

by Illusions_666

The Witch of the towers in the Haunted Woods just HAS to be one of the most gruesome creatures! My team and I are here right now, asking the Witch exactly why she doesn't buy her own ingredients for her own spells.

Cam Era: Welcome everybody, to the interview of the week, brought to you by Cam Era. As you can see, we are in the Haunted Woods, one of the most feared places in the whole of Neopia. *shiver* We're here, looking for the Edna the Witch of the Haunted Woods. And there she is!

Edna: What do you want? Where are my ingredients? Hurry up otherwise the magic will be lost!

Cam Era: Edna, hi there, we're here to interview you about why you can't find your own ingredients.

Edna: *cackle* Well, I knew I was pretty enough to be interviewed for a fashion magazine one day ;) *wink wink*

Cam Era: Ugh...whatever you say, Edna, but this is the Neopian Times.... So why IS IT you can't find your own ingredients, and instead make young Neopians collect them?

Edna: Well, you see... I have this really horrid disability...

Cam Era: Do you mind sharing it with us?

Edna: Well... all right, I'll tell. I can't fly. You'll see all the other witches fly around on their broomsticks, but no matter how hard I try, I can't fly! When my so-called friends see me walking to get my ingredients, they start laughing, and teasing me. It's not easy ya know?

Cam Era: Oh, so that is why... poor you! It must be hard. But why can't you just make a flying spell? So you don't even need a broomstick?

Edna: *cackle* Ah-ha! That is the master plan! So my fellow witches don't know about my little secret, I tell my ingredient gatherers that I'm making, for example, a Bubbling Wand of Jetsam Shrinking, but really, I am making a Floating Spell! My genius surprises even myself!

Cam Era: Erm... okay then, that's a smart thing to do.

Edna: Ah, but do you know WHY I still can't fly? Huh? Because those horrid little kids who say they will help end up NOT helping! They just run off and abandon me! THOSE HORRIBLE CHILDREN!!!

Cam Era: Chill Edna, I'm sure someone will eventually bring you your ingredients, good luck then on your floating spell. Thanks for your time.

Edna: Aw, it's all right, I've always wanted to be on the cover of a magazine, anyway! *wink* *wink*

Dear readers, you can see that Edna IS a nice witch, and maybe you should keep your promise to help her. After all, she does reward you! :)