All About Earth Faeries Transcribed

by roguegirl_37

Finally translated for the first time, this fancy hardcover edition of one of Neopia's most treasured book, All About Earth Faeries, has arrived. The second of a series of all the Faerie books, this is sure to be a must have for all households.

Foreword from the author C. Chesterpot

I hope you enjoy this third volume from Faerie Books Inc. This is sure to teach even more than you ever knew about the Earth Faeries. This is sure to absorb and delight all types of readers of all ages. Once the winner of the Churros book award, and another time the winner of the Golden Apple award, it has been at the top of the bestseller list for 3 consecutive weeks. It is guaranteed to bring out the Earth Faerie lover in you! It has also been voted by the Neopian Times as "a most astounding read on one of Neopia's best loved Faeries!"

Of course, being another one of the most expensive and sought for books on the market, Faerie Books Inc. was anxious to have me translate yet another one of the Faerie series. As if I hadn't had enough from the last one! I decided to take a more docile and err... gentle Faerie this time. So once again I was pouring over ancient scrolls and wandering around the world in search for information on the earthly Earth Faerie. I hope you treasure this book for many years to come.

Chapter 1: Where they live

The Uber Earth Faerie is quite a sociable Faerie and loves to be near other Faeries and the action. She has, like most of the Faeries a home in the clouds above Faerieland. From there she can watch all that goes on in the world of Neopia and still be near her friends. She spends most of her time up in Faerieland because, according to her, Faerieland is the best place for a Faerie to live since there is so much to see and do without having her privacy taken away. She can sometimes be found near some of the wonders of nature such as waterfalls or in beautiful woods.

The small Earth Faeries are most commonly found in flowers and tall grass. They love hiding in trees, flowers and bushes where they find themselves close to the earth and the many growing things. Watch for them next time you go picking flowers in a large field or wander through the woods, if you have quick eyes you may be lucky enough to spot one flying away.

Chapter 2: The likes and dislikes of an Earth Faerie

Not as picky and quick to anger like her cousin, the Earth Faerie is quite agreeable. She loves to help good creatures out and has been known to often come to a poor creature's aid when needed. She loves to see pets do good deeds towards all living things and will willingly reward them if she finds them to have been generous and good towards the plants and others.

She dearly loves the many pets of Neopia but she has a definite place in her heart for Chias, Blumaroos and Meercas. Any pet painted Rainbow, Disco or her favourite, Strawberry Fields Forever is said to be protected by the Earth Faerie and in her favor.

The Earth Faerie is very fond of gourmet foods. She is especially fond of Faerie Pancakes, Neggs and other delicious foods. She is an avid gourmet cook and cooking rare delicacies is one of her favourite pastimes. She also likes giving out food in quests, since shouldn't all worthy pets enjoy a rich meal?

She also adores magic items and is always making plenty of potions. She is always sending pets out to get the magic items she needs since she is too lazy, or too busy (as she says) to get them herself.

She likes taking long nature walks or visiting exotic wonders of the natural world. She also likes to occasionally watch Battledome matches. She had recently agreed to join in the fight at the Battledome and let pets challenge her from all over Neopia.

Chapter 3: Character

The Uber Earth Faerie has a very deep and profound character. She is fond of peace and equality for all creatures. She is very passionate and profoundly protective of the things she loves or protects. She is kind to all creatures and very gentle. She knows a lot about healing plants and will gladly give you a strange herb to heal with. She is one of the most understanding and nice Faeries you can meet and you'd come off meeting her feeling very pleased. She is one of the most generous Faeries, when she wants to be! She will richly reward a pet for even small little deeds.

The Earth Faerie is also very sociable. She spends most of her time with the other Faeries so she can be up on the gossip and hang around with her friends. Though she gets along well with most of the other Faeries, she does very rarely get along with the Fire Faerie (perhaps this is because the fire Faerie is continuously burning her flowers, trees and grass). She likes all pets and owners who are kind, loving and care for others.

She does not get mad, but if she does it is usually very rarely. This is a very good thing for she can cause quite a bit of damaged when aroused. Earthquakes are one of her specialties and has even been accused of the earthquake that shook the Ice Caves not too long a go. It is rumored that she and the Winter Faerie had a dispute some time ago which may hay resulted in the accidental discovery of Tyrannia.

The small, common Earth Faeries are in some areas easy to catch since they love to wander into the city to visit the sights and meet new people, resulting in their capture. Though they may contain some resentment at being kept in a jar, they usually bless the kind pet that lets them out.

Chapter 4: History

The Earth Faerie is said to have been around for ages. It is even believed that she was one of the very first Faeries to enter Neopia a long time ago. Early tribes of pets worshipped her and recognized her power and kindness. Early cavepet pictures in various caves depict her as a healer and a friend. Peaceful loving pets such as the Chia and Blumaroo were some of the earliest tribes to worship her. It was she who is said to have brought much peace to their tribes in times of war or dispute.

She is also known and said that it is she who brings good harvest each year to all crops. When a crop fails, the early pets were quick in sending many large offerings to appease the Earth Faeries wrath so that they may have better luck with their crops. The early pets were always careful to worship her properly so that they may have a good harvest that year. The midsummer festival is famous among many pets for the large offerings donated to the Earth Faerie.

Chapter 5: Flying Skills

Just like the other Faeries, the Earth Faerie has many special flying skills. Quick on her feet and possessing high agility in the air, she is a hard one to hit. I have seen many try and fail hitting her even with some of the most powerful weapons. A tricky one to battle since even if you have enough luck to hit her it causes very little damage perhaps due to the fact that she moves so fast that it only grazes her.

Like all Faeries, she has her own special moves that she uses in her various attacks. Ever heard the phrase "Flower Power?" Well you're gonna find out why.

The Earth Faerie's sneakiest move and guaranteed to leave an opponent stunned is the Flowery Wreath Confuso Supremo attack. With her amazing powers, the Earth Faerie can with very little effort make many little flowers appear in her hand. She then lets the flowers dangle in midair as she gathers more and more flowers and begins spinning them together in the air. The pattern resembles a bike wheel or wreath (as in the name) and spins faster and faster in the air seeming to do so all by itself. Finally when it becomes nothing but a blur to the very naïve attacker who is probably feeling quite confused at the moment, the Earth Faerie lets out her weapon. It spins down towards her opponent nothing more than a speeding blur, and careens head on into the misfortunate opponent, knocking him off his feet and into a daze. Flower Power man! (Who ever said flowers are weak!)

Her next flying specialty is her Head Diving attack. This one is fairly simple, and it seems rather obvious to me (but who am I to talk, I've never dared to go up and fight the Faerie so how would I know what the poor opponent is facing!). This move is mostly for ground attacks since the Earth Faerie is not one to do many flying attacks. She simply gathers speed either by spinning on the spot, or if she has enough room, taking a running start till she is good and speedy. Then she advances towards her opponent keeping her speed all the while, it looks as is she were going to crash headfirst into her enemy but at the last second simply jumps up into the air. Then while the poor opponent is still trying to figure out where she has gone she comes crashing down straight on their head. Feet first she comes down on them with all her strength, speed and wait causing all enemies to simply drop down, for the most of them unconscious.

Chapter 6: Inventions

It seems there is a competition among the Faeries to have the most things named or invented in your honor as the many Faeries proudly demonstrate.

The Earth Faerie is also said to have given the strange inventor the idea for the earth potion, perhaps just to anger the fire Faerie.

She is the inventor of the Strawberry Fields Forever paintbrush and the Rainbow paintbrush as well as the Disco Fever Paint Brush. She loves paintbrushes whom are, in her words, "bright and expressionable. That's why my paint brushes are so bright and cheery, soft and wild. They express the peace and love of a pet. It gives me great pleasure to see pets wandering around in some fashionable colours that really states that they love peace and the earth itself."

She is the inventor and grower of Neopia's best healing mushrooms. She has created and planted most of the different mushrooms you will find around the world. She also supplies the light Faerie with mushrooms to give out at the healing springs. She invents many new gourmet food recipes all the time, slightly tamer than the meals the Fire Faerie has been known to enjoy so you can rest easy when it comes to the Earth Faeries meals. No fear of stomach flu, burns or other disagreeable effects known to come from some Faeries!

She is also the proud inventor of the game Earth Faerie Aces, named after her of course! It was said that one day she was bored and slightly out of the blue came up with a wild new game, which got the interest of all the other Faeries and was opened to the public with the arrival of Faerieland. Her last invention, dedicated to all nature loving pets and owners who want to stay in shape is Yoga. Guaranteed to put a creature at ease and find spirituality with the Earth. It is said the Earth Faerie does Yoga every morning when she wakes up.