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Nothing is What it Seems: Part Two

by Wild_K

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Character List: (Not everyone may be in this part)
Wild_K: Human, female, age 13
Sana110: Blue Kougra, female, owner: Wild_K
Kareem265: Green Peophin, male, owner: Wild_K
Monasooee: Green Bruce, male, owner: Wild_K
Cheena420: Christmas Eyrie, female, owner: Wild_K
Ravenclaw113: Human, female, age 12
Balfore: Blue Shoyru, male, owner: Ravenclaw113
Disco Light Faerie, Kiki: Wild_K's shopkeeper (made up), female
EVIL_Td6915: Yellow Kougra, male, owner: DragonFire_Takeru
Faeriequeen6: Human, female, age 12
DragonFire_Takeru: Human, female, age 12
Charcoal: Sana110's PetPet The Bloop
Hissney: Monasooee's PetPet The Cobrall
Winter Frost: Kareem265's PetPet The Abominable Snowball
Cream Puff: Cheena420's PetPet The Floud
Golden_Hope: Human, female, age 12
Bluebell663: Blue Uni, female, owner: Faeriequeen6
Blue_Blaster99: Blue Lupe, male, owner: Golden_Hope
DragonFire_Takeru_jr: Yellow Kacheek, male, owner: DragonFire_Takeru
Koushiro_Girl: Human, female, age 13

***

The next day…

"What? You are so cruel to me!" Sana110 snapped at Wild_K.

"It's for your own good! I don't want you to see him ever again." Wild_K crossed her arms.

"You just don't understand him!" Sana110 started to cry, she ran out of their living room and slammed the door to their bedroom. There was a silent click, she had locked the door.

"Sana110, you will thank me someday. I saved you from a bad pet." Wild_K sighed; she hated to see her first pet so sad. I sound like my mom, Wild_K thought to herself.

"Do you think I should talk to her?" Monasooee asked walking up to her.

"No. I think she needs to be left alone for a while," Wild_K said putting a hand on his head.

"But I think I can make her feel better! Look, I have a new act!" Monasooee smiled. He always did these little comedy acts to cheer someone up whenever they were bored or sad.

"Okay, let's hear it," Kareem265 said looking at him over from the couch in front of the TV.

"You want to hear a comedy act?" Wild_K asked in amazement.

"Ya, he's gonna say it anyway," Kareem265 sighed. He wasn't into comedy or toys, he was really serious most of the time. What made him seem more serious was his deep voice with a slight British accent.

"Okay, what do you get when you cross a Baby Vampire with a Abominable Snowball… Frostbite!" Monasooee laughed, "Okay here's another one… What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work… a stick!"

"I think that will do," Kareem265 sighed.

"But I have millions more!" Monasooee nagged.

Just as Wild_K was about to break up the fight, there was a knock at the door.

She opened it and there was a huge box full of the stolen cosmetics, but no one was actually standing there.

Wild_K dragged the box into the living room and placed it on the coffee table.

"What's in the box, Wild?" Cheena420 asked, "Is it the cosmetics that were stolen?"

"Yup." She leaned on the box; "I'm going to the markets to put this all back in my shop now."

"I'll come with you!" Monasooee said, "I can tell you the rest of my jokes on the way there. At least someone appreciates my work, Kareem265!"

"Don't point fingers," Wild_K said picking up the box again. 'Gee, I really do sound like my mom!'

***

Finally at the Markets…

"And what do you get from a pampered Kau?" Monasooee asked.

"Spoiled milk." Wild_K sighed, "I get it now…"

"Great! Now I can move on…" Monasooee was about to start another corny joke, when Wild_K cut him off.

"We're here!" She said. Monasooee opened the door for Wild_K and she placed the box on the counter.

"Ohh! Hello, miss. What's this?" Disco Light Faerie, Kiki asked.

"The stolen cosmetics," Wild_K said.

"I'll put these up right away, miss," Kiki said.

Monasooee pulled on Kiki's bellbottom pants. "Kiki-poo…" he said, Kiki couldn't resist Monasooee when he called her that. She thought it was sooo cute.

"Yes, Mona?" Kiki asked, kneeling down so they were eye level.

"Can I tell you some of my jokes?" Monasooee asked.

"Why, of course you…" Kiki started, but then looked at Wild_K's stern face, "…can't. I'm sorry; I have to put these cosmetics back on the shelves. I'm a busy woman you know."

"Ohh… okay, I guess." Monasooee looked at the floor, acting like he was sad.

"Ohh, maybe just one!" Kiki laughed.

"Okay! Why don't blind people like to skydive?" Monasooee asked.

"Uhh, I don't know." Kiki smiled.

"Because it scares their Gelert." Monasooee smiled.

"Whoa. You're quite the comedian! You could make it big someday." Kiki smiled.

"Kareem265 doesn't think so…" Monasooee looked at the ground again.

"Ohh, don't listen to that mean, mean…"

"Ahemm…" Wild_K cleared her throat loudly.

"Sorry." Kiki took the box and started to set the stuff onto the shelves.

"Let's go home now, okay Mona?" Wild_K asked, holding his little Bruce hand.

"Okay," he said, "But can you get me a book to read?"

"I guess." She smiled and walked over to the bookstore.

***

Meanwhile, back at Wild_K's NeoHome…

"Hey, Kar… Did you hear a noise coming from the bedroom?" Cheena420 asked.

"Nope," Kareem265 said, eating part of the omelette that Wild_K had gotten the night before.

"I'm sure I heard something," Cheena420 insisted.

"Then go check it out," Kareem265 said.

"I think I will." Cheena420 flew up to the bedroom door. "It's locked."

"Look through the window in the front of the house then," Kareem265 said, "Geez, you're dumb."

"Ohh, haha. Mr. Serious!" Cheena420 said, "I'll have you know I could beat you in the battle dome any day!"

"Sure," Kareem265 said sarcastically.

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of humour," Cheena420 said raising her nose to him.

"Just go and check on Sana110!" Kareem265 snapped at her.

"Okay, okay! You don't have to get all snappy!" she flew out the front door and looked into the window. There was no one in the room and the window was open.

"She escaped! She escaped!" She burst through the door and flew into the living room again.

"Good, she knows what a window's for now," Kareem265 said.

"Seriously! I want you to go check the window for yourself then!"

"Okay." He got off the couch and checked the window. It was open and no one was in there.

"I'm gonna unlock the door by going through the window. There's no way you could fit!" Kareem265 said going into the window.

"And what's that supposed to mean?" Cheena420 burst.

"You're big, and I'm small. That's what it means." Kareem265 then unlocked the door and went into the living room from there.

"Are you sure you aren't saying I'm fat?" Cheena420 yelled through the window.

"I can't hear you…" Kareem265 sang, even though he could hear her.

To be continued...

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