The 18 Karat Gelert: Part One Ever since he was a little Gelert puppy, people
had cooed and squealed over him. Roger just had that quality-- that lovely,
approachable quality that people love...
A Pint-Sized Christmas "I've heard tell o' this 'ere Christmas,
but I don't know what it be all about, so I don't…we pirates don't know about
anything called Christmas, never 'ave, probably never will do neither..."
