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Concert Chronicles


by kmj218

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For the past week or two, I have been analyzing each band at the concert hall. I've observed the 'show' and actions that the band shows, and then listened to the music. I've also gone over the items you may receive after attending the show, and I've also listened to many opinions on each band. So sit back, and be ready to read some interesting stories on each band, and then it'll help you choose which band you would like to see next! Dates are posted beside the bands so you can mark your calendars for your favorite bands!! :) (Some bands even offer you avatars as a souvenir to remember your amazing time at the concert hall!!)

The Neopian Philharmonic: 2nd

A personal favorite of mine, this band displays a more classic sound and performance. If you are looking to hear a more peaceful tone on your outing to the concert hall, be sure to check out this more opera-themed music. Reviews: Others found this band to be on their 'to go see' list for the interesting display they set up. It is one of the only bands to actually have a composer guiding the entire rhythm.

Items to be received:

Neopian Philharmonic Glasses

Neopian Philharmonic Hat

Neopian Philharmonic Mug

Neopian Philharmonic CD

Neopian Philharmonic Umbrella

Blue Kacheek Group: 7th, 14th, 21st, 28th

A very interesting group of three 'blue-faced' Kacheeks playing a large selection of pipes and tubes. If you're looking for a new and unique style of music, or something to dance to a small but amusing beat, then go check out this crazy band! Reviews: With the same opinion as mine, people claimed that they went back to see this band to watch the crazy dance moves of the one Kacheek in the back! :)

Items to be received:

Blue Kacheek Group Cap

Blue Kacheek Group CD

Blue Kacheek Group Jacket

Blue Kacheek Group Shirt

Blue Kacheek Group Poster

Chomby and the Fungus Balls: 8th, 15th, 22nd, 29th

Who is ready for the DISCO?! If you want to go back a few years, and dance to the music, old school, then get your butt down to the concert hall to watch the crazy disco Chomby, and his afro wearing fungus balls! But do be careful; we all know what happens in Tyrannia with fungus balls! Review: Neopians, including myself, love to go watch the crazy fungus balls dance in the background, and the chomby doing his little scream between every few beats!

Items to be received:

Chomby and the Fungus Balls Cap

Chomby and the Fungus Balls CD

Chomby and the Fungus Balls Jacket

Chomby and the Fungus Balls Shirt

Chomby and the Fungus Balls Poster

Chomby and the Fungus Balls AVATAR! :)

Gruundo: 25th

Take a ride into space to listen to this intergalactic band. With the old rock style, and electric guitars, you'll never get bored, and you'll be forced to stand up and rock to this band! Reviews: Besides the cool look, and the rocking beats this band puts out, everyone seems to love the atmosphere and placing of this band!

Items to be received:

Gruundo Plushie

Gruundo Guitar

Gruundo Mug

Gruundo T-Shirt

Gruundo Poster

Jazzmosis: 6th, 13th, 20th, 27th

Now this is an outstanding band! The jazzy theme brings many people together to snap fingers to the smooooooth beats of the famous jazz band. The use of the saxophone brings the band together and shows the true jazz they try and succeed to pull together. Reviews: Everyone I talk to says they like the way to put the show; making it look like they are in a cafe or a friendly night club. In addition, the Chia singer that speaks a few notes to go along with the theme adds great effect to the show.

Items to be received:

Jazzmosis Hat

Jazzmosis Glasses

Jazzmosis Mug

Jazzmosis T-Shirt

Jazzmosis Poster

Jazzmosis AVATAR! :)

M*YNCI: 4th, 11th, 18th

These five talented Myncies spin their way to the show as they show off their pop dancers moves. If you like any certain pop singers in your life, then you may like this band. Take some time to learn their moves, so you can dance... er... spin along with them with each show. Reviews: People claim they laugh along while watching this show; the moves are amusing, and their completely different hairstyles from Mynci to Mynci makes them look even better!

Items to be received:

M*ynci Cap

M*ynci CD

M*ynci Jacket

M*ynci Shirt

M*ynci Poster

Moehawk: 31st

The two brother Moehogs who rock out with their guitars NEVER leave a crowd waiting. While rocking out to different rock music, they make the crowd yell for more after each show. Reviews: Most people like the fact that the Moehogs, in fact, have mohawks... or do they? :P

Items to be received:

Moehawk Blue Guitar

Moehawk Red Guitar

Moehawk History Book

Moehawk T-Shirt

Moehawk Poster

Sticks N' Stones: 9th, 16th, 23rd, 30th

Warning! Crowd Surfing May Occur! The hard rock this show puts out is great! If you're looking for a show where you can just jump up and down and scream your head off, you won't want to miss the Sticks N' Stones! Reviews: The music was great, and the green Blumaroo jumping around and running about the stage made many people want to get up and rock with him!

Items to be received:

Sticks N Stones Cap

Sticks N Stones CD

Sticks N Stones Jacket

Sticks N Stones Shirt

Sticks N Stones Poster

Sticks N Stones AVATAR! :)

The Hikalakas: 24th

Another personal favorite of mine, this band makes you feel like you're at Mystery Island in the season of dancing and playing instruments. Everyone is in Mystery Island style and playing instruments that makes you want to put on a grass skirt and dance the hula. Reviews: People love the tropical beat and designs of the musicians in this band.

Items to be received:

The Hikalakas Maracas

The Hikalakas Record

The Hikalakas Glass

The Hikalakas Shirt

Twisted Roses: 1st

This band has a more darker atmosphere, so if you are a creature of the night, go check out this band (when the sun goes down for more effects, of course) and sing along with the great singers and dance to the darker music. Reviews: Some people find it rather weird, but the darker Shoyru has many fans for her mid-song SCREAM! :)

Items to be received:

Twisted Roses Key Ring

Twisted Roses Magnet

Twisted Roses Mug

Twisted Roses Shirt

Twisted Roses Poster

2Gallon Hatz: 9th, 16th, 23rd, 30th

This show is all about country style music. If you're one of those country loving ol' folk, and a younger cowgirl, then come on down and do some square-dancing to this band. Note: Bring a cowboy/girl hat so you won't look so out of place. (: Reviews: With the description, many people claim they like this style of music, and enjoy going to see them whenever they play at the concert hall!

Items to be received:

2Gallon Hatz Cap

2Gallon Hatz CD

2Gallon Hatz Jacket

2Gallon Hatz Shirt

2Gallon Hatz Poster

Wock Til You Drop: 3rd

The flashing colored lights in this show may blind you, but the rock and roll you hear may just overcome that accident! The three Wockies that play may cause some jumping up and down as they rock your world with great guitar playing and awesome drumming! Reviews: The one Wocky sealed in ice that continues to dance makes this show worthy to go see. Great music, and some humor involved. :)

Items to be received:

Wock Til You Drop Guitar

Wock Til You Drop Album

Wock Til You Drop Mug

Wock Til You Drop Shirt

Wock Til You Drop Poster

Yes Boy Ice-Cream: 12th, 19th, 26th

I'm constantly jumping to the beat of this awesome band! The repeat beat and dance moves want to make you jump around and clap your hands with the Shoyrus on the stage! Not so much of a pop band, these dancers mesh pop and rock together to create great sound, and awesome dance moves! Reviews: Everyone loved the almost 'shared clothes' look these three Shoyrus have. Each look as if they are wearing each other's shoes and gloves!

Items to be received:

Yes Boy Ice-Cream Cap

Yes Boy Ice-Cream CD

Yes Boy Ice-Cream Jacket

Yes Boy Ice-Cream Shirt

Yes Boy Ice-Cream Poster

Yes Boy Ice-Cream AVATAR! :)

Jub Zambra & the Cobrall Charmers: 5th

Another personal favorite, this band sets you in the Lost Desert to hear the folks play some tunes to charm the cobrall that lives about the sands. Careful not to get charmed into dancing; that basket can be a bit small! Reviews: Everyone seems to love the little cobrall that comes out to dance halfway through the song!

Items to be received:

Jub Zambra and the Cobrall Charmers keyring

Jub Zambra and the Cobrall Charmers Fez

Jub Zambra and the Cobrall Charmers Mug

Jub Zambra and the Cobrall Charmers T-Shirt

Jub Zambra and the Cobrall Charmers Poster

Jub Zambra and the Cobrall Charmers AVATAR :)

Now, have an AMAZING time at your next concert! And remember, earplugs do protect your ears for those extra loud occasions! ;D

-kmj218

 
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