A Home Away from Home - The Neolodge

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If you have ever been to the Grand Neopian Lodge, you can see that there are a lot of different rooms, choices of lodging, and additional extras that you can add on to the total cost. If you are going away, you do not want to stick your Neopet in a room that they will not enjoy! That would only lead to much distress for you and your Neopet. If you have a hard time picking a room that ‘suites’ the needs of your Neopet, take a look at this quiz – you will not regret it!

1. Can your Neopet tolerate being around bugs?

a. My Neopet does not mind them, so yes.

b. Yes! My Neopet thinks they are very interesting!

c. Ew, no! Why would there be bugs in a hotel anyway?

d. Definitely not! Only the best for my Neopet.

2. What sort of food do you usually feed to your pets?

a. Anything! If it is digestible, my Neopet eats it.

b. My Neopet likes to eat things they have prepared outside.

c. My Neopet loves to eat things only fit for a king/queen!

d. My Neopet will eat whatever it wants, whenever it wants. And it had better be perfect!

3. Does your Neopet enjoy an occasional swim?

a. No, my Neopet really does not enjoy swimming.

b. If it is a lake or a pond, my Neopet will jump right in!

c. My Neopet only likes to swim in pools.

d. Only in the finest and clearest bodies of water.

4. Does your Neopet like to be waited on?

a. Nope, the bugs can keep my Neopet company!

b. Not at all. My Neopet is very independent and does not need anyone else.

c. Sometimes. My Neopet likes to be pampered, but not smothered.

d. Always! My Neopet demands attention and service 24/7!

5. Where does your Neopet prefer to sleep?

a. Most of the time my Neopet does not even fall asleep in their bed. Anywhere is fine!

b. My Neopet really likes to sleep outside under the stars, or in a sleeping bag in a cabin.

c. A nice big bed with a soft, warm blanket.

d. My Neopet will refuse to sleep anywhere without finely pressed sheets, an abundance of plump pillows, and a luxurious mattress.

6. Does your Neopet enjoy entertainment?

a. Pfft, my Neopet can practically entertain him/herself!

b. Any activity outside will have my Neopet entertained for hours.

c. My Neopet enjoys theatrical plays, dancing, and comedy.

d. My Neopet must be entertained with the most expensive toys and activities available!

7. Can your Neopet make do without electricity?

a. Sure, our electricity is out most of the time anyway!

b. Yes. My Neopet would not have it any other way. Sunlight is his/her only form of electricity!

c. Never! How will he/she be able to function without electricity?

d. ...Is this a serious question?

8. What kind of atmosphere does your Neopet envision at a hotel?

a. My Neopet sees a hotel as just a place to get by on.

b. A lodge or a cabin, somewhere up in the mountains!

c. My Neopet is picturing a lovely room with all sorts of fancy features.

d. Velvet bedcovers, expensive portraits on the wall, plush couches, and a gold fireplace.

9. Is heat important to your Neopet?

a. No way! My Neopet can adapt to just about any temperature just fine.

b. Of course, when it is coming from an open campfire. (:

c. Definitely! My Neopet can never be cold while I am away.

d. Absolutely! My Neopet had better be comfortable every second that I am gone.

10. Does your Neopet want to meet other Neopets while they are at their hotel?

a. Sure, maybe that would give them something to do!

b. My Neopet would love to go hiking or stargazing with another Neopet.

c. Perhaps my Neopet may want someone’s company once in a while, but I doubt it.

d. No. My Neopet prefers to be alone, and besides, they will have way too much to do to be dabbling with other Neopets.

If you chose mostly A:

The Fleapit Motel is for you! This Motel comes at a cheap price of only 10 Neopoints per night, and is ranked as a 1 star hotel. Perfect for just a couple of nights or maybe even a week if your Neopet can endure it. Make sure to bring plenty of clothes, because this hotel is not one of the cleanest. It might also be a good idea to bring some earplugs, in case your neighbors decide to make some unnecessary noise during the night. Also, beware of Fleapits. The name of the hotel is not a joke!

If you chose mostly B:

Your Neopet would really enjoy staying at the Mountain Lodge! The Mountain Lodge is for the Neopet who craves adventure and loves to be right in the heart of nature. The Mountain Lodge offers either cabin rentals or spacious tenting areas, along with breathtaking views of Terror Mountain! There is always something to do in the Mountain Lodge, and at a price of only 30 Neopoints per night, you just cannot beat it! Your Neopet will thank you for their unforgettable stay at this three star hotel.

If you chose mostly C:

A stay at the Royal Neopian may be just what your Neopet needs! Your Neopet enjoys comfortable surroundings and requires a moderate amount of maintenance. The Royal Neopian is widely known for its amazing entertainment, offering a wide selection of theatrical performances, comedy acts, and dancing lessons. Your Neopet will also savor some of the most coveted delectables from around Neopia, including the finest Faerie Chocolates and a Negg soup to die for! For the mediocre price of 80 Neopoints per night, this luxury four star hotel will have your Neopet feeling like royalty.

If you chose mostly D:

Your Neopet loves to be taken care of, and does not want to lift a finger. At this hotel, they will not have to! The AstroVilla is the perfect five star hotel for your Neopet, and at a mere cost of only 500 Neopoints per night. At the AstroVilla, your Neopet will have lists of activities to choose from. If your Neopet likes soft beds, spacious rooms, and warm fireplaces, the rooms at the AstroVilla are sure to please. No need to worry about your Neopet while they are staying here, because everything is always taken care of promptly and professionally.

Additional costs:

Besides the regular cost of the hotel that your pet will be staying at, you can also opt to add some extras. Some popular additions which will make your pet even happier include use of the swimming pool, tennis courts, and fitness center, as well as maid service and the laundry facilities. Also, you could choose to add in the choice to let your pet go to the restaurant or burger bar, in case they are in need of a late night snack. Keep in mind that each additional extra you choose is at a cost of 5 Neopoints each per night, and this can rack up quite quickly. Be prepared for the cost if you’re going to choose one or two (or all) of these special additions! Your pet will be sure to thank you.

Best of luck finding the right hotel for your Neopet!