Look Like a Faerie Queen in 10 Easy Steps

     Everybody in Neopia is familiar with the elegant visage of Queen Fyora. Thousands of years old, Fyora is an extremely powerful faerie and the queen of Faerieland! Recently voted most elegant faerie for the sixtieth consecutive century, it's no wonder so many Neopians express a desire to be just like Fyora. Now, in just ten easy steps (and with just a few hundred thousand Neopoints), you too can be as fabulous and fierce as Queen Fyora!

     1 Tooth Faerie Toothpaste (~15,000 NP)

     Start your day off right with Fyora's favorite brand of toothpaste*! Get the dazzling smile Fyora is always sporting in her portraits, posters, and stickers. Specially formulated by the tooth faerie, this toothpaste has all the key minerals and enchantments necessary for a smile befitting royalty. (*Word has it that Fyora is currently in the midst of negotiations with the tooth faerie to create a toothpaste specific to the Queen Fyora brand. Keep your eyes peeled for this new toothpaste, coming soon!)

     2 Moisturising Cream (~4,000 NP)

     "There's nothing worse than dry skin!*" - Fyora, Year 20, Month of Swimming (*Probably)

     Use this cream and you too can have flawless, supple, shining skin. Faeries are known for their great complexions; their skin is often compared to the soft glow of the moon. With daily application of this cream, your skin will be so moisturized and firm that water, and even light, will bounce right off. Don't settle for the radiance of one moon, when your skin can attain that of sixty! Buy this cream and bring yourself one step closer to being a Faerie Queen!

     3 Purple Glittery Soap (~1,000 NP)

     While Fyora is known to have clear skin, she is also known to be fabulous. While most believe Fyora's sparkling countenance to be a result of her magic, a confidential source has recently revealed that the true secret is this 1,000 Neopoint bar of soap! Daily use of this glittery soap can give you that extra oomph, making your skin literally sparkle for hours. What a steal!

     4 Fyoras Eyeshadow (~10,000 NP)

     The next step to attaining the "Fyora look" is the eyes. Use Fyora's personal shade of eyeshadow to attain a similarly beautiful and nuanced appearance. Be ready to either attend diplomatic meetings or fight the forces of evil with this long-lasting eyeshadow! Made with all-natural faerie magic, and extensively tested, this eyeshadow never smudges! You will never have to worry about your face turning into the chia clown's again.

     5 Fyora Comb (~450,000 NP)

     Do you suffer from tangled hair? Do you often get those painful, impossible-to-remove knots? If you answered yes to either of those questions, then run to the trading post today and pick yourself up a Fyora Comb. With a slender handle featuring Fyora's face, the elegant craftsmanship of this comb will make even the most hesitant buyer confident in their purchase. Run this comb through your hair only 500 times a day, and tangle-free, smooth hair can finally be yours.

     6 Fyoras Magic Hairspray (~3,000 NP)

     Now that you've obtained the smooth, straight hairstyle of Fyora, the next step is making sure it stays that way. Faeries are known to fly around Neopia all day, asking for items from passersby and providing desirable* rewards as compensation. (*with the exception of air faeries) When plunging through the stratosphere, it's easy for the ambient moisture and intense winds to ruin your hair, turning gorgeously groomed locks into a snakebush. Judicious use of this hairspray will allow you to move with the same easy, carefree grace as Fyora.

     7 Fyoras Arm Wraps (~6,000 NP)

     The next step is to acquire a set of Fyoras Armwraps. These arm wraps come in an alternating purple, pink, and purple pattern that is sure to please. While these wonderful bands give your arms a slimming effect, they are equally practical. Fyora is not only known for her appearance, but her strength as well! It is a little-known fact that Fyoras Arm Wraps are actually top-of-the-line compression wear. Just slide these over your bulging biceps and feel the wonderful support they provide!

     8 Candy Fyora Staff (~5,000 NP)

     Fyora is never seen without her staff, her iconic symbol of office. Likewise, no Neopian can be like Fyora without his or her own staff. Unfortunately, Fyora's staff is one-of-a-kind and nobody has ever managed to steal it. Er, well, fortunately, nobody has managed to steal it. ...Anyways, the ingenious chocolate factory Kiko has recently created this Candy Fyora Staff to satisfy your needs. This candy staff is a perfect replica of Fyora's, sans magic. But wait, there's more! The staff is completely edible! If you've ever found yourself stuck in a battle thinking, "I already have 7 other weapons, but I'm sooooo hungry," then this is the perfect staff for you.

     9 Faerie Queen Wings (~120,000 NP)

     Do you know any fabulous faeries who don't have wings? Exactly. DISCLAIMER: does not actually grant the ability to fly.

     10 The Queens Diary (~15,000 NP)

     By this point, you may be looking at yourself in the mirror and thinking, "Wow, I look just like Fyora!" But, there is one more essential step in the process. To look like a Faerie Queen, you must first...look inside yourself. True fabulousness and fierceness comes from within, after all. Confess all your darkest secrets, collect all your Faerie Queen roleplay scenarios, and solidify all your nefarious machinations within the same diary Fyora herself writes in every night. In no time at all, you will be just as amazing as Fyora!

     EXTRA: Fyora Halloween Mask (~149,999 NP)

     Have you spent all your Neopoints spinning the Wheel of Extravagance? Perhaps the eleven latest stamp avatars have left you Neopointless? Or maybe you just don't have the time of day to deal with ten entire steps? Whatever the case, look no further and worry no more! This magnificent guide has something for you too: the Fyora Halloween Mask. With only one simple payment of 149,999 Neopoints (plus no shipping or tax), you can become a (only marginally more frightening) version of Fyora. Featuring a handle, this mask also has a handy string for hands-free wear, should your arms get tired. Get yours today!