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5 Neopian Foods You Can Make At Home


by itsbun

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Hi, my name is Bun! Have you ever seen a Neopian food and wondered, hmm, I bet I can make that for cheaper? Well, I'm going to show you how! Below are five recipes for some common, tasty Neopian foods that will save you some NP by making them at home.

How to make: Pumpkin Pancakes (9,330 NP)

Ingredients:

Wheat Flour (1,200 NP)

Space Spice (1 NP)

Bag of Sugar (1,000 NP)

Kau Kau Farm Milk (163 NP)

Pumpkin Baby Food (2,200 NP)

Treasure Map/Any Negg (10 NP)

Optional: Buzz Honey (100 NP)

Total: 4,574-4,674 NP

You save: 4,656-4,756 NP

Instructions:

1. Mix together Kau Kau Farm Milk, Pumpkin Baby Food, and Treasure Map Negg in a large bowl.

2. Combine Wheat Flour, Bag of Sugar, and Space Spice in a separate bowl. Add to the first bowl and stir.

3. Lightly oil your Frying Pan and heat on a medium-high setting.

4. Pour a small amount of batter onto the Frying Pan (depending on how big you want your Pumpkin Pancakes)! Cook until golden brown, then flip the pancake and repeat until all batter has been used.

5. Enjoy your Pumpkin Pancakes!

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How to make: Hot and Sour Soup (12,500 NP)

Ingredients:

Hot Soup (297 NP)

Wheat Flour (1,200 NP)

Grilled Veggie Bowl (20 NP)

Treasure Map/Any Negg (10 NP)

Organic Tofu (730 NP)

Spring Onion (980 NP)

Citadel Stew Spice (250 NP)

Optional: Orange Chicken (10 NP)

Total: 3,487-3,497 NP

You save: 9,003-9,013 NP

Instructions:

1. Mix together Hot Soup, Wheat Flour, and Citadel Stew Spice until combined and set aside.

2. Bring to a simmer and stir in the grilled veggies from the Grilled Veggie Bowl.

3. Whisk the Treasure Map Negg, and slowly drizzle into the soup while stirring.

4. Stir in the Organic Tofu, Spring Onion, and more Citadel Stew Spice.

5. Enjoy your Hot and Sour Soup!

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How to make: BLT Sandwich (11,000 NP)

Ingredients:

Altadorian Bread (20 NP)

Streaky Bacon (1,830 NP)

Lettuce (1,000 NP)

Bunch of Tomatoes (60 NP)

A Smatter of Mayo (1,880 NP)

Optional: Use Florg Salt and Pepper Shakers to add a little extra flavor! (70 NP)

Total: 4,790-4,860

You save: 6,140-6,210 NP

Instructions:

1. Remove two slices of Altadorian Bread from its basket. Set side by side on a plate.

2. Since the Streaky Bacon is pre-cooked, set your Fire Faerie Oven to 425 degrees Fahrenheit (218 degrees Celsius) and place it on a baking tray. Allow Streaky Bacon to cook until crispy.

3. Cut Lettuce and Bunch of Tomatoes into a few thin slices, depending on preference.

4. Place Streaky Bacon, Lettuce slices, Bunch of Tomatoes slices, and A Smatter of Mayo on top of the bottom piece of Altadorian Bread. Place the second piece of Altadorian Bread on top.

5. Sprinkle salt and pepper from your Florg Salt and Pepper Shakers to taste.

6. Enjoy your BLT Sandwich!

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How to make: Whole Sushi Pizza (9,800 NP)

Ingredients:

Crust-Only Pizza (730 NP)

Sushi Rolls (500 NP)

Spectral Shrimp (10 NP)

Small Giant Squid (5 NP)

Blandfish (650 NP)

Kau Kau Farm Cheddar Cheese Brick (1,220 NP)

Squished Tomato (5 NP)

Optional: Space Spice (1 NP)

Total: 3,120-3,121 NP

You save: 6,679-6,680 NP

Instructions:

1. Since you already have the Crust-Only Pizza, start with spreading the Squished Tomato on top.

2. Shred the Kau Kau Farm Cheddar Cheese Brick, or simply cut it into thin slices to melt.

3. Sprinkle Space Spice all over Squished Tomato spread and Kau Kau Farm Cheddar Cheese shreds.

4. Prepare and arrange Spectral Shrimp, Small Giant Squid, Blandfish, and Sushi Rolls to your liking on top of pizza.

5. Bake in your Fire Faerie Oven at 500 degrees Fahrenheit (260 degrees Celsius) until Kau Kau Farm Cheddar Cheese is melted and the various seafoods are cooked to a safe temperature.

6. Enjoy your Whole Sushi Pizza!

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How to make: Holiday Milk and Cookies (20,000 NP)

Ingredients:

Kau Kau Farm Milk (163 NP)

Stick of Butter (1,300 NP)

Bag of Sugar (1,000 NP)

Christmas Tree Negg (500 NP)

Wheat Flour (1,200 NP)

Space Spice (1 NP)

Fried Ginger (1,500 NP)

Optional: Add homemade frosting for a decorative touch!

Total: 5,664 NP

You save: 14,336 NP

Instructions:

1. Using a large bowl and your Kitchen Skeith Mixer, beat Stick of Butter, then Bag of Sugar, then Christmas Tree Negg until smooth and creamy. Make sure to scrape the sides and bottom of the bowl.

2. In another bowl, whisk Wheat Flour, Space Spice, and Fried Ginger until combined. Then, slowly mix the wet ingredients into the bowl of dry ingredients.

3. Wrap dough in plastic wrap and store in your Icy Fridge for a minimum of three hours.

4. Preheat your Fire Faerie Oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit (176 degrees Celsius). Use Wheat Flour to dust a surface and your Cooks Trusty Rolling Pin to roll out the dough. If you have a festive cookie mould, go ahead and use it! If not, try your best to shape or cut the dough into little Christmas Trees with your hands. Use as much of the dough as possible!

5. Place cookies on a baking tray for about 10 minutes, or until they are at the desired level of crispiness. Let cool for a few minutes. Decorate however you like!

6. Pour yourself a glass of Kau Kau Farm Milk and enjoy your Holiday Milk and Cookies!

And that's it! Your Neopets will thank you for these home-cooked meals, and your bank account will thank you for saving those hard-earned Neopoints. Feel free to share these recipes with your Neofriends and try them for yourself!

*Disclaimer: These recipes will not work in the Cooking Pot. They are fan-made recipes by yours truly based on both real-life recipes and existing Neopian items. Prices given are based on the approximate lowest Shop Wizard result found at the time this article was written (or General Store prices, in the case of Hot Soup and Kau Kau Farm Milk)!

 
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