50 No-Go Items for the 1000th NT Celebration Party!

     101 Recipes for Disaster - Parties are not the most appropriate setting for reading a book, especially ones with loud music such as this one. Still, if you are into it, at least choose a read that will not give you the worst possible ideas of what to do there!

     After Party Fireworks - Fireworks might look pretty with all the colours, but they are not the safest choice, as they can cause accidents and injuries, making it hard to guarantee everyone's safety around them. Plus, the super loud noises they make can really stress out our little Petpet friends! Choosing something less risky for the celebration is probably a better idea for everyone's well-being.

     Angry Cinnamon Roll - This unsettling desert might be an interesting option for those who like to fight for their food (very literally), but not only do they look angry, but also hungry! So, seeing a bunch of Angry Cinnamon Rolls trying to devour each other is probably not what most Pets would want to see during this party. Save them for the next edition of the Spooky Food Eating Contest.

     Black Hole Slushie - I get it, it looks absolutely stunning! And the taste is probably otherworldly... But, are you really willing to take THAT risk? You are better off sticking with the traditional Neocola or Asparagus Delight Slushies.

     Blackened Honey - It may look like a special Meridellian recipe, but it is actually just entirely burned. Moltarians might enjoy the taste, but choosing something that most are likely to enjoy is the better idea.

     Blazing Edible Snowflakes - These are no joke, they can literally set your throat on fire! Yet, in a weird twist, they boast a distinct flavor that is strangely irresistible and as addictive as it gets. An odd combo for sure, and given that common sense tends to go away once you start munching on them, it is probably best to avoid the fiery temptation altogether!

     Bloodberry Elixir - Some Halloween Pets are very fond of drinking it, for some particular reason, but if it is spilt on someone's clothes, the stain will stay there FOREVER!

     Blue Usul Suspect Action Figure - It may seem like a charming decoration, but beware – this action figure is packed with an automated spinning hat and a squirt gun! One look away and it will cause havoc all night long.

     Blueberry Urgoni Cupcake - As delicious as it is, the spines scattered on top could leave even the most resilient Pet coughing (to say the least) all night long and will not allow anyone to fully celebrate the party. Some traditional Earth Faerie Cupcakes are probably a better idea!

     Bon-bombs - While Bon-bombs may appear appetizing, they are not actually edible, and worse yet, they have the potential to bring the party to an abrupt end in a single moment. Try the safer choice of Birthday Brigadeiros instead to ensure a delightful and enjoyable treat for everyone.

     Chemical Cocktail - Watch out for this one – despite its flashy colors, it is nothing but a mix of the synthetic chemicals necessary for its look and smell. Opt for drinks with natural ingredients from the Tropical Food Shop instead, as a healthier choice will help you enjoy the celebration way better.

     Chia Flour - A messy flour face-off might be a fun activity (outside of the dancefloor, please!), but watch out, as this one is magical and will turn everyone into Yellow Chias (not that there is any problem with that, of course!).

     Chia Mites - Worse than any Petpetpet out there, these rare bugs will leave anyone itching not only for the rest of the night but possibly for weeks! If you want to show some of your rarities, the Gallery Spotlight convention is probably better suited (and prepared!).

     Chill Pill - Sometimes there is absolutely nothing better than one of these. Tonight, however, it should be the last thing you would want to take!

     Chocolate Dipped Marshmallow Grundo - Watch out! That is not a replica, it is an actual Grundo! Directly out of Dr. Sloth Server's Factory, this is what happens with the disobedient ones :(. Do not support this cruel business, as this item should have been retired a long time ago!

     Chocolate Tuxedo - A fancy and gorgeous vest, with an incredible smell will definitely make you stand out even in the biggest neopian event ever, right? Well, you better think twice, as this tuxedo is entirely made of chocolate! You might as well take the risk of not having it melt down entirely since it really is stunning, but I would not do it if I were you – unless you are Ice-colored, that is.

     Cloudy Tissues - Being prepared for any circumstance is always valid, after all, we do not want anything to ruin this once-in-a-lifetime party! However, you might want to bring something more practical and, well, more useful.

     Completely Non-lethal Sandwich - Despite its name, it has been reported that one in forty-two Pets that try to eat this sandwich is surprisingly attacked by it! Yes, it is exactly what you have read, you could be attacked by this totally normal-looking sandwich!

     Crabby Apple - Bringing any of these to a party is a lose-lose situation. If you do not eat, you will have to deal with a crabby thing ruining the mood during the whole night; if you do, you will be infected with its crabbiness instead!

     Crimson Ham - Contrary to the popular belief that the red colour comes from the seasoning, it is, in fact, actually made from thirty-seven poor Snorkles. Imagine how all the Snorkles at the party would feel! Isn’t taking away these poor little guys’ snouts more than enough already?!

     Crystal Pop - A delicacy from the early 2000s, this soda with its very unique flavour of melted snow was retired for a reason, and a not well known one: it can actually freeze your entire tongue, forever! Stick with the ever-loved classic Neocola.

     Darigan Ball - While sports games are usually a welcome addition to any party, the Darigan Ball comes with a twist – it is actually malevolent (yes, just like the MSPP!) and will use its pointy spikes to harm everyone just for fun! Consider opting for a safer option to ensure a more enjoyable time.

     Darigan Loaf - Despite being loved by Darigans, this loaf tastes just like sadness for basically everyone else. Just a single bite at it and someone’s night could be completely ruined. A quick visit to the Neopian Bakery will give many more actual joyful options for our feast.

     Destruct-o-Match III Destroyer - Introducing a round of Destruct-o-Match can be a nice addition to the party games. However, you might want to think twice before using the actual destroyer, as it has the potential to evaporate not only every single block around it but also the entire party in a matter of seconds!

     Dr. Sloth Heavy Metal Guitar - Although this rare instrument has a very nice heavy metal tone that could appeal to a large crowd at any party, its sound has an intrinsic brainwashing melody that could turn every Neopian present at the party into a Dr. Sloth devotee!

     Dubloon Disaster Mine - This one might seem quite obvious, but after The Great Incident Of The Neopian Times 300th Special Edition Commemorative Party, we have to make sure that everyone is aware: exploding mines are not allowed on the dance floor!

     Dung Taco - Before settling on the Dung Taco due to time constraints, take a moment to reconsider. While it is surely a very quick option, the world of taco fillings offers tastier alternatives that could enhance your contribution to the celebration.

     Dusty Old Tambourine - This instrument is so dusty and so old that not a single tune comes out of it anymore, only dust. Unless you are satisfied with making everyone cough and sneeze, a simple Rainbow Tambourine will be way more efficient at improving the sound of the live band that you want to take part in.

     Exploding Snowball - Snowball fights are an interesting tradition for parties held at the Terror Mountain, but not the greatest idea in Neopia Central. Even then, if you are really interested in setting up a snowy after-party showdown, at least make sure you will not explode the entire building!

     Fake Ice Cube - This might be a funny prank to do with your best friends, but using it with strangers at a party would be just immensely cruel! You would not want a random cockroach popping out of your drink either, would you?!

     Fiery Seasonal HOT Chocolate - Chocolate is always a great addition to any celebration. Well, almost always. This one is hot, and I mean HOT. This sweet drink will surely leave anyone's mouth burned, even Magma-coloured Pets, so it is better to not give a disappointing and lasting surprise to anyone fascinated by its gorgeous look.

     Flame-throwing Trombone - While some love to ignite the party atmosphere, this instrument takes this concept very, very literally with its blazing capabilities. It could be an interesting addition to Kiko Lake celebrations, however, as they are more capable of containing fires; keep this one in mind for the next Kiko Day!

     French Flies - This exotic appetizer could be an interesting option on the menu for Quiggles and Nimmos present at the party if only these flies were not well-known for simply flying away before you could snag them!

     Fried Worm Stew - A seasonal tradition for Haunted Woods holiday feasts, this dish might not be embraced by citizens from other lands due to its very peculiar and exotic ingredients.

     Frowny Tambourine - Despite its adorable appearance, this seemingly cute fellow produces one of the most disheartening sounds among all the instruments found in Neopia. Try finding something else that would uplift the mood, unless you want to make everyone cry!

     Fudge-Smothered Eclair - As delicious as it may look, no napkin is capable of containing the mess. Save this one for The Annual Chocolate Ball!

     Ice Cream Skirt - Due to its endless dripping of ice cream, this skirt is probably not the most suitable wearable that you could choose for such a special night, especially if you intend to dance the night away! Opting for a more easygoing outfit, such as the Comfy Purple Culottes, could enhance your comfort and enjoyment on the dance floor.

     M*YNCI CD - Although M*YNCI's massive hyper ultra super mega blaster still-charting-two-decades-later smash hit "Hi Hi Hi" is surely a party banger, the rest of their discography is not as well known outside of Tyrannia or suited for such a giant party. Stick with Neo-Hits Volume 1, which includes their biggest hit and also many other popular songs that are actually loved.

     Malfunctioning String Lights - These might be cheap, but are definitely not very reliable. Investing in more worry-free options that will not let you down at the party is a wiser way to contribute to the festivities.

     Meteor in a Balloon - Balloons are a must for any party decoration, but this one in particular might not be the best idea. It is well known for suddenly popping and its meteor can knock down even a Robot Elephante, possibly causing disruptions that could cancel the entire party! You would not want that, would you?

     Moon Stalker Creature Costume - While this costume is a sure halloween contest winner, it is not the best choice for a party with young Pets. The striking appearance might spook any little ones present, making it less suitable for a gathering with a big younger audience. Consider opting for a friendlier costume to ensure a more enjoyable atmosphere for everyone.

     Neopet-Eating Carp - A complete recipe for disaster, this ferocious fish would definitely not be satisfied with party appetizers! You better find elsewhere to brag about your fishing skill level. I mean, we do not want this party to become a funeral, do we?!

     Office Supplies Party Decorations - Some can perceive its monochromatic aesthetic as a goth-punk moment of rage, but a legendary party such as this one asks for more vibrant colours to better complement the atmosphere. Opt for Yooyu Balloons and Hasee Shaped Balloons instead, as they would be more fitting!

     Screaming Sophie Toy - This cute toy might seem like a nice decoration and addition to the sound of the live band, but its increasingly louder sound will leave the entire party dizzy after an hour or so. It is better to use actual instruments or just bring a CD player instead.

     Slippery Floor Potion - Absolutely nothing could ever be more devastating than this being thrown on the dancefloor. Imagine not being able to properly dance during the legendary Neopian Times 1000th Edition Celebration Party! This would be even worse than Charity Corner 2020!

     Slorg Flakes - These flakes’ sparkly nature may tempt you to sprinkle them around everything you see, but be careful as this could have catastrophic effects on Petpets! Be mindful of the potential consequences before turning the celebration into a sparkly (and slimy…) spectacle.

     Slorg Tuxedo - As shiny as it looks, this vest is so slimy that your dance floor skills will be severely hindered all night long. Not only that but coming back home will also be a tough (and slow) challenge!

     Smelly Socks - The number one thing that you should definitely avoid wearing at all costs, these socks would stop any potential new friend from getting close to you. And what a missed opportunity that would be, especially considering that this celebration will be one of the few historical occasions of gathering residents from every single land in Neopia together in one place – a rare occurrence indeed!

     White Chocolate Korbat - This delicious treat is really sought after, especially due to its raspberry fondant in the middle. What many do not know, however, is that it can make Pets sick with Neogitus! Symptoms include heavy swelling of the ears and dizziness. What a way to ruin someone's night!

     Zeenana Peel - Just like the Slippery Floor Potion, this could be a complete disaster on the dancefloor, albeit on a smaller scale. Nevertheless, it also poses a potential danger, so avoid bringing any unpeeled Zeenanas to the celebration if you can.

     And that wraps up our list! Hopefully this compilation provides you with valuable insights into wardrobe choices to avoid, foods best left off our collaborative dinner menu, and other essential considerations. Here's to another 1000 editions of the magnificent, irreplaceable and glorious Neopian Times! Cheers to our ever-growing community filled with companionship and celebration!