6 Jelly Flavours You Need to Try!

     No?

     That makes sense, because why would you? Let us tell you about it!

     Jelly World (which is totally and completely real) is a beautiful and delicious place made entirely out of jelly. This includes jelly of all flavours, some that will change your life with how incredibly sweet and scrumptious they are, and others that well… might change your life due to less enticing reasons. You might expect to find only your run-of-the-mill fruity jellies here, but there are so many fun and surprising options to choose from! Flavours you could never imagine even in your wildest dreams.

     This guide will be crucial in your explorations of this definitely real and obviously not made-up world. Rumour has it there’s a particularly large jelly amidst all the other jellies where you can grab your own piece for free! Some may argue that it’s likely free because it’s not real and a figment of your imagination, but regardless…

     Here is a list of the top six most unique and enjoyable jellies that Jelly World (which again, is definitely real) has to offer.

     Our sixth Jelly World recommendation is…

      Water Jelly

     This one seems basic, we know. However, it’s important to ask… when’s the last time you drank some water? Yeah, we figured. Eat your Water Jelly.

     Not only is this the most hydrating and refreshing treat that Jelly World has on its menu, it also has some restorative properties! Not with your hit points or anything like that, but in many other ways. Neopians have reported better moods, clearer skin, and higher energy levels after giving this jelly a try. This is because the water used to create this jelly is a mix consisting of water from deep within the Maraquan Ruins and a splash of water from Faerieland’s own Healing Springs. It is of course filtered and purified before it is brought back to Jelly World for the health and safety of Neopians, so no worries if you’d like to give it a try!

     Coming in at fifth place we have…

      Cheese Jelly

     Now this might sound like a crazy flavour, but don’t knock it until you try it! Cheese really does go with anything, so this pairs well with any of your finest organic fruit from the Health Food shop and could also be enjoyed with breads from The Bakery. Imagine this delectable cheese jelly as the star of your dinner party charcuterie board. Your fellow Neopians may never stop talking about it! Now of course, if dairy doesn’t always sit well with you, then please proceed with caution.

     Our fourth favourite jelly to recommend would be…

      Queela Jelly

     Looking for something to quite literally spice up your life? The Queela Fruit that make up this spicy jelly are selected and harvested by hand in Qasala, then ground up and blended with other secret spices to create this unique flavour profile. This jelly is not for the faint of heart. Several Neopians have reported seeing steam shoot out of their ears after even the smallest of nibbles. Natives to Qasala love bringing these special jellies back to their home city and covering them with sand for a crunchy twist that can dull some of the intense heat. If you’re unsure if you can handle the spiciness of the Queela Jelly, we recommend having a Milk Jelly on the side as a precaution (Kidding! That jelly doesn’t exist… that we know of).

     In third place may we present to you…

      Frozen Jelly

     Tongue still on fire after that Queela treat? Do you have even the weakest of spice tolerances? Then this frozen jelly might be your ideal Jelly World pick! This jelly’s ingredients come from deep within the Ice Caves in Terror Mountain. It is also especially unique as Jelly World chefs have to sneak past the Snowager while it sleeps in order to chip away the most delectable sections of ice. As most Neopians know, the Snowager’s sleep schedule is very particular, so a specialized team is sent on this mission for this vital ingredient.

     In second place we have…

      Peanut Butter Jelly

     Is anyone surprised by this one? The most iconic combination in all of Neopia in perfectly synchronized jelly form? This signature jelly flavour is what Jelly World is known for, combined with the finest organic peanut butter the Health Foods store has available. Whether the peanut butter is smooth or crunchy is a day-by-day determination, so be prepared for either. The Jelly Keeper is not entertained if you attempt to request one texture over the other. It’s a delicate process creating the perfect balance between the peanut butter and the jelly itself, so this flavour can take days if not weeks to create and perfect. If you’re lucky enough to try this flavour, make sure to savor it!

     And the moment you’ve all been waiting for…

     Our top favourite most incredible Jelly World flavour is…

      Rainbow Jelly!

     This should come as a surprise to no one. Rainbow Jelly is the longest and most labor-intensive jelly to create, and it shows. It consists of fruit flavours from all over Neopia, artfully layered into this rare and delicious treat. You might be thinking, so what? It’s just fruit-flavoured? But that’s not all. After all of the fruits have been added to the jelly, it is then brought to Neopia Central and dipped into the one and only Rainbow Pool! This magical Pool does more than just transform Neopets, it adds a special flavour to Rainbow desserts that you’ll need to taste to believe. It’s hard to describe, but if you have any experience licking a lightning bolt, you might compare it to that!

     At the end of the day, you could choose any one of these jellies and it wouldn’t matter anyway because… APRIL FOOL’S! Jelly World doesn’t exist. Did you really believe that a world made entirely out of Jelly would be real? Please, that would be ridiculous. These jellies can be found throughout Neopia, so our advice is still valid! Unfortunately you’re just going to have to buy them from your fellow Neopians’ shops instead, because a giant free jelly is a ludicrous idea.

     Happy April Fool’s Day!