100 Things to do in the Space Station

1. Play a game of Gormball.

2. Cheer in joy when you win in Gormball.

3. Show off your new avatar on the Space Boards.

4. Cry in sadness when you lose in Gormball.

5. Talk to the supervisor and convince him that Brian rigged the ball.

6. Run away from Brian when he tries to attack you for getting him disqualified.

7. Make a new Gormball, rig it, and throw it at Brian.

8. Get kicked out of Gormball when the supervisor finds out you lied (See #5).

9. Get banned from Gormball when you throw a rigged Gormball at the supervisor.

10. Find Cylara and Gorix and ask them if you can join their forces.

11. Get rejected from joining their forces (Note: This is rare)

12. Hire Sophix II and Ylana Skyfire.

13. Make Sophix II and Ylana Skyfire threaten Cylara and Gorix.

14. Get sign-up paper from Cylara and sign-up.

15. Fire Sophix II and Ylana Skyfire and pay them in fake Neopoints.

16. Run away from Sophix II and Ylana Skyfire when they find out that you swindled them (See #15)

17. Get Sophix II and Ylana Skyfire captured by the Space Faerie.

*Dr. Sloth comes in behind reporter*

18. Get deemed worthy of Dr. Sloth’s avatar (Just like I did right now).

19. Wait…if I got deemed worthy right now…that must mean...*turns around* AHH!

20. MUAHAHA!! This is Dr. Sloth and I have token over this report (Just like I did in the other 100 articles I was mentioned in)!

21. *Makes mumbling noises*.

22. BE QUIET THERE!! Now reason 22 to come to the Space Station is to disown your Grundos and let me turn them into brutal...I mean *cough* friendly mutant Grundos.

23. To help me plot the downfall of Neopia!

*Turns around to see reporter gone*

24. HEY WHERE DID THAT GIRL GO?

25. *Runs in with Space Faerie, Cylara and Gorix* There’s Sloth!

26. Sloth: Okay, let’s not be quick to judge now! *Gets attacked by Cylara, Gorix and Space Faerie.

27. Me: *Watches fight* He’s going to need a lot of surgery. Anyways reason 27 is to help Cylara and Gorix and The Space Faerie arrest Sloth.

*Sloth gets out of grasp of Space Faerie and runs away*

28. See Sloth escape The Space Faerie, Cylara and Gorix.

29. Play Zurroball.

30. Lose in Zurroball.

31. Make a guild called ‘PGAZ’ (Purple Grundos against Zurroball).

32. Get the game sent to the graveyard.

33. Cry in sadness when Zurroball gets sent to the graveyard (only if you’re not in the PGAZ guild, See #31-32)

34. Yell in joy when Zurroball gets sent to the graveyard (Only if you’re in the PGAZ, See number 31-32)

35. Cry in sadness when The Neopets Team brings back Zurroball (If you’re in the PGAZ, See #31-32)

36. Cheer in happiness when the game comes back (only if you aren’t in the PGAZ, See #31-32)

37. Oh yea I forgot, get captured by Dr. Sloth (Just like I did)

38. Get Space Faerie to admit that she was captured by Dr. Sloth in Year 2 (Note: This could take a while).

39. Get on The Space Faerie’s nerves while trying to make her admit that she was captured in Year 2 (See #38)

40. Run from Space Faerie while trying to make her admit she got captured in Year 2 (See #38-39)

41. Play Frumball.

42. Win in Frumball.

43. Lose in Frumball.

44. Steal the ball they use in the Frumball game.

45. Get chased by Frumball fans when they see that you stole the Frumball ball (See #44)

46. Mess with the speaker in the main hall.

47. Say funny things on the speaker like ‘Sloth is a stupid dung chicken head!’ or ‘Don’t eat the Grundos Café food, it will make you throw up dung!’

48. Get in trouble by the speaker guy when he finds you in his office (See #46)

49. See the Speaker guy get chase by Sloth and Gargarox (See #47)

50. Wonder who’s watching over the Grundos Café and wonder how Sloth got away from Cylara, Gorix and The Space Faerie.

51. Wow already 51 reasons. Wow time flies when you are ruining peoples life…I mean *cough* having fun ?

52. Get chased by Gargarox and Sloth, when the speaker guy tells them that you said those things.

53. Get banned from the Grundos Café.

54. What the…not again!! *Gets stuffed into a bag*

55. *Gets out of bag and gets tied up by Sloth*

56. Sloth: NOW STAY!

57. MUAHAHA!! YES I AM BACK!! Now reason number 57 to come here is to help me capture Cylara and Gorix.

58. *Mumbles what Sloth said*

59. Sloth: STOP MIMICKING ME!!

60. *Mumbles what Sloth said again*

61: *Points gun at reporter*. Don’t make me hurt you!

62. *Mimic’s Sloth again*

63. Sloth: SHUT IT!!

64. *Mimic’s Sloth again*

65. I’ll SHOOT!

66: *Mimic’s Sloth yet again*

67. That’s it I can’t it anymore! *Unties reporter* Call those three and make them take me away!

68. Me: OK. *Calls Cylara, Gorix and Space Faerie to arrest Sloth*

69. Cylara: You’re going away for a long time Sloth.

70. Sloth: It’s better then being around that mimicking maniac.

71. Me: Aww…you noticed?. Now where was I. Oh yea, reason number 71: mess with Sloth’s head (its fun)!

72. Go to Sloth’s trial with the Faerie Court, The Supreme Court of Neopia Central, The Supreme Court of The Lost Desert, The Supreme Court of News Features Staff Team and The Supreme Court of Hannah Fans.

73. Tell the 5 Supreme Courts that you’re Sloth’s lawyer.

74. Ramble on about Sloth’s life.

75. Make Sloth lose all five Courts.

76. Before Sloth gets his sentence, tell him that he owes you 50,000 Neopoints for being his lawyer.

77. Find Sloth during his 3000 days of Community Service time.

78. Tell Sloth ‘You got off easy. I thought they would give you a lifetime of Community Service’.

79. Convince the Courts that Sophix and Ylana worked for you.

80. Get Sophix and Ylana off the punishment.

81. Make Sophix and Ylana pay you 100,000 Neopoints for getting them out of Community Service.

82. Get Sophix and Ylana back on the punishment after they refused to pay you.

83. Find Ember from Gormball and tell her that Illusen said ‘Ember can’t hit me with a Gormball even if I was right in front of her!’

84. Get Ember mad enough to go to Meridell and throw a Gormball at Illusen.

85. Run away from Ember when she finds out you lied to her (See #83)

86. Hit Ember with a ‘Wet Snowball’

87. See Ember cry when she gets wet

88. Laugh at Ember when she gets wet (See #87)

89. Make a clay ball that looks like the ball from Frumball.

90. Give the clay Frumball you made in #89 and tell them you’re sorry for stealing it (See #44)

91. See the Frumball fans cry when they find out the Frumball was clay.

92. Get chased by angry Frumball fans yet again, after they find out that you tricked them.

93. Go back to Zurroball.

94. Kidnap the Purple Grundo, as an act of kindness. (Note: This is only an act of kindness, if you are in the PGAZ, See #31)

95. Get banned from Zurroball by The Neopets Team, when they find out you kidnap the Purple Grundo.

96. Make a new guild called PGWHZ (Purple Grundos who hate Zurroball)

97. Make a better article on what to do in The Space Station.

98. Wait I didn’t mean that!

99. I meant make an article about why purple Grundos shouldn’t be clicked around in Zurroball.

100. *Turns around and sees everyone angry*, don’t get everyone mad at you…I guess.

Well there you have it, 100 reasons to visit the Space Station. I hope you had fun. Now I got to run from Sophix, Ylana, Cylara, Gorix, Sloth, Space Faerie, Ember, Illusen, Gargarox, and the Purple Grundos, the Zurroball fans, the supervisor of Gormball, Frumball fans, Brian of Gormball and everyone else. If you have any questions or comments please feel free to Neomail me. Bye! *Starts to run away from angry mob*.