So You Want To Be A Thief: The Burden Begins So you want to be a thief? You want to enter the Thieves’ Guild?
You want to lead a life of crime, pillage villages, loot the elite and pick pockets?
Merry Christmas, Fj0rd! Signed, Jhudora "It's a rotating Christmas tree stand!" Fj0rd
said proudly. "I picked it up at a rubbage sale, the owner said it was faerie-made
and I think it must've been."