The New Neopian Order, As Ordained By Sloth As a reporter for the Times, my journalist’s instincts told me I must spread
the news. This was top-notch stuff, fresh from the hands of everyone’s favourite
villain.
A Neopian Guide to Collecting: No.1 Petpets Collecting will become a hobby which, perhaps, will take as much of your spare
time as Neopoints. It doesn’t mean you can’t collect items which aren’t extremely
expensive....
A Rather Unsuccessful Attempt at an April Fool's Joke Something caught the dark faeries interest as
she was floating by. It was a Chia, carrying a bunch of paper to print. After
a few seconds, Onda realized that it had to be... the Neopian Times!