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Just so you know...there is a glitch at the National Neopian Bank. I collected my bank interest the past two days and then I get this message... Sorry! You have deposited and/or withdrawn Neopoints today. This means you will not be able to collect any interest until tomorrow. Come back tomorrow and at the start of each day to collect your interest. But, I did collect my interest and my bank balance proves this. May you please fix this? Thanks!! ~mommajade
It looks like one of the Meepits at the National Neopian Bank got carried away doodling on the daily interest logs and jammed the system. We’ve sorted it out – everything’s back to normal now. Thanks for flagging! ~~Rusty

Diane, 11:30 AM, March 10th. Entering the town of [redacted], 5 miles south of the Faerieland border, 12 miles west of the state line. I've never seen so many trees in my life. As W.C. Fields would say, I'd rather be here than Kiko Lake. *hands you one fine cup of coffee and a slice of cherry pie* My Log has something to tell you..."Neopia needs [redacted] themed items. A handheld Log, diner counter with cherry pie and a coffee, a donut / whole box, waitress outfit, chevron floor, red curtain background, marble statue, Saturn lamp, funky sweaters, or new shoes!" PS, the owls are not what they seem. ~cooldraven8
My log and I have something to say and that’s, that these are some great ideas and suggestions, and that I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange. ~~Goldfish in Bowl

Can you please please please PLEASE activate the Rainy Day in Illusens Glade Background? My tight knit little family of pets are all *cry* INCONSOLABLY over not being able to wear it so PRETTY PLEASE with an entire buffet of EVERYTHING junk food that you guys could EVER want as payment for the aforementioned activation of the Rainy Day in Illusens Glade Background? It would make for an AWESOME 50th birthday (March 23rd) prezzie.*ridiculously ADORABLE pleading looks from myself and my pets* ~ketheryvis
Hello! Whoops, this one slipped right through the cracks! Thanks for letting us know. Your Neopet should be singing in the rain now as this has been fixed! * here for the gloomy vibe crew * ~~Adler

Hi there TNT! Thanks for all the hard work lately! I was wondering if there is any chance for you to extend the Gourmet Foods rarity to r90-r180? For now, only r90-r100 foods are considered Gourmet. Getting the Gourmet pet trophy is really difficult as some old Gourmet foods are Retired (r180) now and there are not so many Gourmet Foods out there. Adding r101-r180 food would give more chances for new players to get the trophy, I hope you can consider this! *hands them fresh Gourmet Colombian Coffee* ~kingambit
Hi there! Thank YOU for the suggestion! We are working on making Gourmet Foods more accessible and introducing some new ones while we’re at it! We ask that you rest assured your grumbling gourmet tummy will be satiated soon so stay tuned! * grabs gourmet coffee and runs off in the opposite direction screeching * ~~Adler


HAPPY THOUGHTS

Hi TNT, I want to commend your team of artists and idea havers for the MME and especially for the bonus. I was one of the very lucky people that got one - I bought for my side, too. Our cat went over the rainbow bridge before Christmas.The art on the site has really helped me through the last couple of months along with great friendships here. So, a lengthy way to say, Thanks! ~bbgirlsmom

Thank you for revisiting the burlap mynci! ~kyndalbrooke

Hi TNT! *Slides over a plate of muffins* How are you doing? *A tray of glasses of milk appear*. I just *Mails a pot of mac and cheese* wanted to *Throws a quick salad together for micronutrients* check in and *fills your cute waterbottle* make sure you are eating. *pinches cheeks* ~zmartygirl






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