The Best Defence is... Eating!

by parker40

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A Bracelet, a Mask, and a Newbie
I did what any mature and responsible person would do. I yelled over to him, taking care to be extra tactful and subtle: "HEY CRAZY MASK GUY, WHAT ARE YOU SELLING OVER THERE?"

by tazmanianunicorn

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Why We All Fear the Word "Hospital"
“Good mor-ACHOOOO!” Jake’s quiet greeting was broken off by a terrible sneezing fit as the Baby of the family (literally) walked into the room, handkerchief at hand. The Lupe’s eyes were tearing, his nose was running, and he looked rather annoyed...

by alexrae963

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Inviso Problemo
I hate Lemon being...

by marshmallow_ghost

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Game Over
Wait, what?

by m3rcuri

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