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Battledome Stats
Fast + Frail = Injury

by dragon_nut64

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Aristocratic Letters
Dear Lady von Cybunny,

Recently I have learned of your desire to play Gourmet Club Bowls with me. I would like to reply evenly, HA.

by christmas_ice


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Glum - adj. dejected; morose
Why my pet has been unhappy lately.

by seminiray

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That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Cool as Ice
Now with 66.6667% more ice!

by pikemaster1


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