The Adventures of Pet Ownership: Pirate vs. Vampire

by shadow_rep

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Valor Cakes
Amid the chaos, it became easier and easier to fulfill the young Kougra's requests. Instead of paying for the poet she wanted, they simply had to claim that he was conspiring against Kass and detain him...

by _snoopfox_

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The Golden Elephante: Part One
"Get your scrolls here!" a Pteri at the stand opposite him bellowed, quickly appraising the Krawk and giving him a cheerful wink. "The cheapest scrolls in Sakhmet, and all ancient, too!"

by rachelindea

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Greyscale: Auctioneer
Common puns find their way into Neopia. It's classic! It's monochromatic!

by toffeedatepudding

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Funny Food - Part 5/5
This line is so long!

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