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	A Meerca's Mission Dear Diary, It’s the big day! After all this time, I can’t believe it’s finally happening for real. by weakestlink33
	The Case of the Angry Archivist Scene: Neovia Time: Is it always dusk here Chesterdrawers: Greetings! I’m Alabaster Chesterdrawers, and I can guarantee you won’t find any finer antiques than right here at Chesterdrawers’ Antiques! Collab with fratmatt5 by racoon188
	Thieves Alike When Malvus awoke the next morning, breakfast was already prepared and waiting. “What a pleasant surprise!” Malvus remarked. Thumbnail by twillieblossom by greencheese79
	Jeanie's Teeny Tikes A flooded bathroom. Babies and petpets all over the place. Snack cupboards threatened, weapons being waved about, and now this. Ailemea had had enough. by jeanaet
	A Visit to Avista Since Avista was just over the mountains from the Haunted Woods, I could take a train the whole way there. In a few hours, I would be reunited with my sister. by 77thbigby

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"A Prankster Makes an Amazing Discovery" by _brainchild_
It was April Fool’s Day, and Tivlia the Maraquan Blumaroo woke up excitedly, her prank planned in advance. Being one of those Neopets who enjoyed practical jokes, she had set her alarm for early in the morning to pull off the trick before her sister awakened. Snickering to herself, she crept into the bathroom with a jar of purple hair dye in hand. She opened the door and found her sister Influir’s shampoo. It was made especially for blondes, and had a violet hue. Smirking, Tivlia mixed the hair dye into the Pastel Gelert’s shampoo, unbeknownst to her sister. A few hours later, Tivlia was eating breakfast when her sister came down the stairs in her pajamas. “I’m going to take a shower,” she announced, prompting laughter that Tivlia had to stifle. Fortunately for Tiv, Influir didn’t notice. A few minutes later, Tivlia was munching on sugary cereal when she heard a horrified gasp from the bathroom. “WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” wailed Influir. “Who did this?! Why would anyone do this?!”

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