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Gifts for Your Enemies: Ranked and Rated
Gifting items is a great concept that makes Neopians feel loved, whether they’re the sender or the recipient. There are guilds and Neoboards dedicated to the spirit of gifting to others — and an entire Day of Giving! While we’re all familiar with the concept of sending a gift to our Neofriends, we believe there is an untapped market for gifting to your Neofoes. That’s why we’ve taken inspiration from the real Neopian book Gifts for your Enemies and have each ranked our best of the worst gift ideas for your foes or, perhaps, to prank your friends with.
dancerchickemily’s favourite gifts for her enemies:
7. Slightly Nibbled Holiday Socks
Meepits may prefer chewing on wires, but they’ll wreck a pair of socks every once in a while, too. Make your Neofoe’s day mildly inconvenient with these holey socks. 5/10
6. Reused Gift Box
Sending an item that’s clearly already been used is a great way to show them how much you don’t care. 5/10
5. Angry Meepit Eyes
Let your Neofoe know how you really feel about them with this expressive wearable! 6/10
4. Stack of Tax Return Forms
As the Month of Eating nears, nobody wants to be reminded of the Tax Beast’s potential visit. 6/10
3. Deceptive Gift Basket
Let your Neofoe know they stink. Literally. This gift basket is full of fruit-shaped soap! 7/10
2. Something Already Happened Cake Plate
The cake is a lie. There’s nothing more disappointing than receiving a plate without the cake. 9/10
1. Definitely not an Exploding Present
Imagine the look on your Neofoe’s face when they receive this deceptive gift that...
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