Introducing Petpet Care (by the Neolodge)

     Of our many hotels, which will you be staying in? You can bask in the snowy scenery at the Mountain Lodge. You just might brush elbows with Queen Fyora by staying at the Faerie Castle. Or, you can stay at our most popular chain of hotels—the Cockroach Towers. You’ve booked five nights at the Royal Neopian—an excellent choice!

     Would you like to sign up for any extra amenities during your stay? From the Fitness Center to the Burger Bar, each of our hotels is prepared to offer a suite of services to enhance your holiday. In fact, we actually offer a brand new service that you might be interested in adding to your account—the Petpe Care! If you’d like to learn more about Petpet Care, I’ve included more information in the brochure below:

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     Introducing The Petpet Care, the Neolodge’s latest amenity! For decades, the Neolodge has provided reliable services and quality care for pets of all shapes and sizes. Now, with Petpet Care, Petpet owners no longer need to leave their beloved Petpets behind while away on holiday.

     What is Petpet Care? The Petpet Care offers 24/7 daycare services for your little bundle of joy. Perhaps you need someone to watch your little one while you hit the slopes or as you enjoy a galactic spacewalk excursion? We are here to lend a hand—no matter the reason!

     Most importantly, we understand that each Petpet is unique. That is why we are well-equipped with facilities to suit the needs of each type of Petpet. Below you’ll find a breakdown of the range of services we provide so that your beloved enjoys their stay just as much as you enjoy yours.

      The Petpet Gymnasium:

     Is your Petpet so energetic that they sometimes run up the walls? If so, they will enjoy our Petpet Gymnasium. Equipped with a climbing wall, a jungle gym, and even a miniature track, at the Petpet Gymnasium, your little one will be able to run around to their heart’s content. Endlessly energetic species of Petpets, like Doglefoxes and Wheelies, seem to enjoy the Petpet Gymnasium the most. An unintended benefit of your Petpet visiting this gym? They’ll be looking for extra cuddles when they return home after tiring themselves out.

     The Cozy Corner:

      For Petpets that are idle, sluggish, or easily spooked, we recommend that your Petpet pay a visit to the Cozy Corner. Equipped with warm lighting, ambient music, an essential oil diffuser, and plenty of Blue Moon Petpet Beds, the Cozy Corner is a place for calmness and repose. The Cozy Corner is most enjoyed with Kadoaites, who love to sleep for at least twenty hours a day. We have also found highly-anxious Petpets, like Babaas to enjoy the tranquility that the Cozy Corner offers. Whatever the need, after paying a visit to the Cozy Corner your precious Petpet will leave relaxed and recharged.

     The Terrarium:

      Some Petpets are constantly curious and always seek adventure. For Petpets that fall in this category, we recommend an excursion in the Terrarium. The Terrarium imitates several environments that your Petpet can endlessly explore during their stay. Gruslens typically like to investigate the area that mimics the canyons of Tyrannia, whereas Anubi seems to enjoy inspecting the arid environment inside the Lost Desert sandbox. No matter the preference, inside the Terrarium, Petpets get to choose their own adventures!

     The Aquarium:

     The Aquarium was designed with Aquatic Petpets in mind and features three sections. In the Shallows, Petpets of all varieties can learn by partaking in complimentary swim lessons where they can learn the basics of the Petpet paddle from our experienced instructors. In the Open Water area, frolicsome Petpets, like Lutra, can enjoy organized games of underwater tag. In the Deep Water zone, your little nippers can partake in underwater exploration (Arkmites in particular enjoy exploring our artificial ‘underwater ruins)’.

     The Haunted House:

      Is your Petpet a tad bit… mischievous? Do they enjoy pulling naughty little pranks and nipping on toes? If so, then we recommend sending your little one to the Haunted House, an area filled with trap doors, hidden passageways, and mysterious marvels, where they can befriend other impish companions. The Haunted House is most enjoyed by Petpets of the Spooky variety, such as Meepit and Schnelly. However, fair warning, when your mischief-maker returns home, be prepared for them to have learned a new trick or two from their new friends in the Haunted House…

     The Petpet Cantine:

     Breakfast. Lunch. Supper. Dinner. Elevensies. The Petpet Cantine is open round-the-clock and equipped to accommodate any diet. For carnivorous critters, the Cantine boasts a speciality burger that (we hear) is to die for. For Petpets that prefer fruits and veggies, we recommend sampling the vegetarian tacos. Is your Petpet a picky eater? Have no fear! Our Head Chef is able to develop custom recipes that can pique the interests of even the pickiest of Petpets.

     The Grooming Studio:

     After so many successive days filled with fun and adventure, it isn’t uncommon for your Petpet hygiene to become a little… unkempt. This is why we provide our guests with a world-class Grooming Studio. Outfitted with some of the most advanced technologies in Petpet grooming, your little rascals will leave looking like superstars! Your Wheelie’s chrome will sparkle. Your Goldy’s scales will shine. Your Sludgy’s sludge will… continue to be sludge, but you get the point! If you want your little tyke to be the talk of the town, when you return from stay, we recommend booking a trip to the Grooming Studio at LEAST two weeks in advance.

     The Garage:

      The Garage is a facility specifically designed for the needs of our Robot Petpet guests. Did your Roaderie 1000’’s screws become loose after chasing new companions around at the Petpet Gymnasium? Did your GX-4 Oscillabot’s gears become jammed, while partaking in a bit of Petpet Yoga at the Cozy Corner? The Garage is there to help mend Robot Petpets whenever they are in need of maintenance. It even includes a free oil change. For a Robot Petpet owner, a visit to the Garage is hard to pass up.

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     So what’ll it be? Of course! We can certainly add Petpet Care to your account. We’ll take good care of your little Schnukums. Hope you enjoy your stay!