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Fall Foodie Favourites - Seasonal Snacks for Autumn

We've reached the Month of Gathering, meaning it's time to prepare our bellies for the food-filled fall season.

by superobinchan33
The Perfect Neohome Buyer's Guide: The Haunted Woods

We have previously looked at homes located in the gorgeous land of Tyrannia and the golden beaches of Mystery Island! Now let’s go and explore the beloved Haunted Woods and what the area has to offer its residents.

by brittanyandsteven
Casual Clicking for Fun and Profit

There are many reasons why you might be trying to kill time on Neopets. Perhaps you’re waiting for a shop to restock, or for new Kadoaties to beg for expensive foods, or for your Neofriend to answer a message.

by ellienib
Do You Have What it Takes to Run the Hidden Tower?

What are you doing lurking by the Hidden Tower gates?...Collab with neoaggie99999

by 9kas
How to Stave Off Boredom at the Neopian Hospital

You’re volunteering at the Neopian Hospital. Repeatedly. Three or four shifts a day. And when you started, it sounded exciting.

by thesecondringbearer
 
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"Spooky Foods For All" by ningkov1
Howls in the night and creatures of fright – the Haunted Woods, a home to many, and a nightmare to plenty. For the Spooky Food's shopkeeper, the Haunted Woods was a haven of delicacies and scares. The vampire Bruce woke up every day with a smile, but this past week was different. Sales had been too low recently, so he felt more stressed and forlorn with each passing day. There were plenty of tourists coming to the Deserted Fairgrounds, but they often shrieked at the sight of his food. Haunted Woods citizens never shrieked, but the locals didn't stop by as often as they used to. A recent incident had also left him feeling down. Just a few days ago, a tourist bought an Almost Gummy Rat and ate it in front of his friends, solely because he had lost a bet! He pinched his nose as he downed the sweet gummy quickly in just a few bites. He didn't even try to savour the juicy grape flavour! The group gagged and screamed as the delicacy was eaten, sending daggers into the scary...




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Volunteer Shifts
“We’ve got more Neopets, incoming!” Dr. G sighed heavily as Neopets around him scurried to catch the incoming gurney.

by maddie_bangz

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The Setting Sun
The heat of the afternoon had given way to a simmering eventide, the stagnant air a miasma of compressed sweat, the lingering odour of abandoned food and drink, and the ethereal emptiness created by the recent vacancy of what was once a massive crowd.

by skatabo

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Triccity's Travels: Mystery Island
"The day had finally come. The day that I had been working towards my entire life. I was born and raised in Moltara by my grandfather. Our dream had always been to..."

by 77thbigby

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Atilan
"Aloysia only looked up from her book to roll her eyes at Roxton. 'If I didn’t know before, the last ten times you told me would’ve been informative enough. Now leave me alone'"...

by quanticdreams

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A Different Type of Treasure
It's 10pm, do you know where your Neopets are? Collab with one_headlight

by _hannah123445_

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Daily Void Collecting
It ain’t pretty, but it’s honest work. Collab with truebrony

by i_lovee_icecream



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