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	Neo's Law However, there are also the unwritten rules; these are just as daunting as those set before us in easy-to-read vernacular. You know they're there but rarely ever give them much mind. And whenever your thoughts are directed to the topic, it's usually in exasperation... by 4zure
	Top 10 Ice Cream Choices In Neopia, you can find many fun, exciting, and tasty flavors. All have a personality of their own, believe me. Ice cream comes in many shapes as well. by doggieloover23
	Ask Armin Well, I think we’ve waited long enough. Perhaps you’ve been wondering when you would hear from me... it’s been a while since I saved the world... and here I am, to bring you a wonderful self-esteem-raising column. I mean, really, honestly we could have come up with a better name for this... by angelwater630
	Toys Mania!!!!! Why shouldn't users buy toys for their pets? This is toy central; if your pet is not having fun with its toy, then that means it is time to buy it a new one... by mexico802
	In Praise of the Painted Pet Somehow "equal" always feels like less. Therefore, if it becomes clear that one of your pets dreams of flying among the clouds one day but you can only afford one faerie paint brush, by all means buy it. Do not deny your pet happiness only because your pets all have different needs. by zanybrainyno1
	A Guide to Bruno's Backwoods Breakaway Have you always wanted to get maximum points or even a trophy for this game, but those annoying Neovians always kill poor Bruno? Or you gotten stuck on this annoying level eight called "Point of no return" because you don't know how to get that potion? by bambosh_rider
	Meepit vs. Feepit - Let's Rumble! In the Blue Corner we have the horror of the Haunted Woods. Fifteen bouts, fifteen knockouts. Weighing in at two and a half pounds, the undefeated reigning NFA Meepit vs. Feepit champion... by tyleraapje
	Fun and Random Weapons! Ever wondered what is really behind those normal weapons? Ever asked yourself, "Where are those funny weapons?" or "Where are those random weapons?" Well, here you go! This article presents a fresh new topic about "Fun and Random Weapons!" by ygss
	Neopian New Year Resolutions There are articles about what’s the best gift to give to Frank Sloth and how to make a Kiko snowman (a hint, you only need to roll one snowball). I’m looking a little bit further ahead, though, for soon after the holidays is the turning to a New Year and that means it’s time to sit down and think about your Neopian New Year Resolutions. by summerschilde

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"Kidnapped By a Wannabe Villain" by animalnutz1993
He wanted her blindfolded before she could see the Grundos and put two and two together. He wanted her stuffed in a bag and flown back to the Space Station. He wanted them to open the bag and roll her out of it before him while he looked sinister and he wanted her blindfold removed just then so that she could gasp in horror at his sight and whisper his name...

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Kidnapped By a Wannabe Villain
In his fury, Sloth resulted into doing what he did to channel out his anger: he got out his crayons and drew diabolical plans with his bear, EvilSnuggler. That made him feel a little better; that is, until one of his assistant Grundos came running into his office with some bad news...

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Jen turned a deep shade of red. She knew her classmates thought she was a wonderful person, except on Fridays...

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Cylara's Journey: Part One
It was at approximately the same time that the faerie was gazing up at the stars that Keija suddenly sat bolt upright in bed - instantly awaked from a very odd dream - with a rather different type of smile dawning upon her face...

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Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part Four
Satch stood in the doorway with his trumpet case and suitcase at his side. He had a forlorn expression on his face as his tail twitched nervously behind him. "Hey, guys. I just wanted to come and say goodbye..."

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Christmas Chronicles #2
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