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Who Wants to Be a Shenkuu Warrior?

Never fear! This guide is here to help you consistently max out your score for this game.

by exoforce101
Burn it or Wash it? – The Laundry Question

I'm sure that a lack of laundry facilities wasn't an issue way back at the beginning of my time in Neopia. A Bruce's bow tie would take months before it needed replacing...

by plopsybunny
Game Avatars: You Can Get Them

Okay, so what did I need to do to get the avatar? This is what helped me achieve the necessary score...

by moons_sunshine
Guide to Faerie Quests

There are a large number of Neopian faeries, such as Fyora or the Space Faerie, who will appear at random and ask these items of you, with the vague promise of 'something nice'...

by _l_t_e_
IOMing It Up

This guide isn't really about telling you how to play. This guide is more for people who have tried to play and failed miserably. :P

by pretty_feet
Charity in the Hustle and Bustle of Neopia

I thought to myself, why was I so rude to him? Couldn't that pet be my pet? This is not a new idea. I am sure many Neopians have had this epiphany, but what has been done about it?

by bunnie_swan
The One and Only Use for Gruel

As far as I know, there's no such thing as the 'Neopian Gruel Pound'. So how do you use the bundles of gruel gathering dust in your Safety Deposit Box?

by goldenpaw
The 411 On Coffees and Teas

Is there really anything better than waking up to a snack of Jelly Coffee?

by bailey_watro
How to Rescue Petpets From the Evil Gargrall!

Be prepared to start straight away and be aware you will not be able to stop until you quit or it's game over!

by rabbit_jade
Uncovering the Secrets to Brightvale Castle

That is all they'll ever allow you to see of the castle, and that just wasn't enough for me...

Also by bluesoccercat

by dragon_and_the_fly

Becoming a Spy

It's deep within the heart of every Neopet. The need to be sneaky arises from time to time. It's a dream shared by all--to be a spy...

by lytening10
 
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"Once Upon a Time" by _sunset_phoenix
Once upon a dream, when time did not exist but yet stretched on forever like a living animal, Anna the Lupe twitched in her sleep and woke up, bounding alertly to her feet. The green field around her darkened, as the sun sank behind the flat horizon. For a while, the field was motionless; in her dream-state, Anna dared not move, but whimpered in fear. She could see nothing, but...




Other Stories


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My Little Home Wrecker
Their great size makes navigating small areas challenging. Simply turning around or backing up can dislodge small trees or knock over furniture. When one is a baby Tonu, it can only be so much worse...

by smudgeoffudge

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Uh... Oops?
"Jefsy, take a look at this!" Momma said, holding up a giant Eyrie sculpture that looked as if it was made out of crystal. "Isn't it marvelous?"

by broadwaybaby986

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Revenge and Resistance: Part Four
"Do not underestimate the Space Faerie," Sloth said through gritted teeth. "She is a faerie, one of the best as far as I know. No, the signal was received; I'm sure of it!" he roared...

by dan4884

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Dark Friend: Part Two
Laura was just heading toward her room with some mail in her hands when she heard the sound of scissors cutting something coming from Wanda and Dina's room. She didn't know what was going on in there, but...

by petfriendamy

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Motes in Hiding!
I collect motes!

by cutiekitty234

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Random Concepts
Looks like someone's a little jealous...

by randomixed



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