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The Altador Cup: How to Prepare!

Are you ready for the Altador Cup? Well, you certainly will be after you follow these steps!

by super_star_08034
Professor Edgar Eyrie's Magic Square

"I have a puzzle for you," the Eyrie announced...

by shamboo5
What's In a Name?

Names are an important aspect of your Neopet's personality, and with that in mind, I'm here to help you decide on a "good" name for your pet...

by decarious
Care of the Golden Pet: A Guide by Pet and Owner

Since I'm literally gold and know what I'm talking about, the first rule of golden pets is...

by duster119
The Mega Mall: Dos, Don'ts, Pros, and Cons

With huge mega-stores popping up all over the place, what happens to the independent user? More importantly: should you jump on the bandwagon?

by lorien127
The Dandy Guide to Being Unfashionable

Who needs fashion when they can show off their uniqueness? With all those stylish clothes out there, there have to be some... different... clothes for your pets to wear, right?

by susankidwell
Your Handy-Dandy Guide to the New Layout

Many find themselves trapped by the limited top drop down menus while others are searching themselves silly for the search bar. Well, if you're just as confused as I was, read on...

by xoxstellar
About Premium

So what is Neopets Premium?

by kaelay
A Guide to Getting in the Neopian Times

Are you just trying out your writing sense? Trying to earn a trophy? Trying to earn that Neopian Times avatar?

by lavalampsnake99
How to Make a Good NeoAdventure

I'll teach you a few tips and tricks that should get you a five-star rating!

by computer_wizz
Top 25 Things to do When You're Bored on Neopets

2. Find that one picture TNT put on the "new features" page that one day that had that one meepit. Watch it blink... and blink... and blink... and blink...and move its nose... and blink...

by eggnogrocks21
 
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"Two Scoops of Change, Please" by goala_bear
He loved ice cream above all other treats, and he considered Mr. Chipper's to be one of Neopia's little known treasures. The ice cream was gourmet and delicious, and Mr. Chipper always dispensed it with a cheerful smile. And since Mr. Chipper dealt only in coupons rather than Neopoints, it was never quite as crowded as the other Neopian shops. This suited Sporfle just fine...




Other Stories


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Of Robots and Chocolate Milkshakes
Now, it just so happened that the aforementioned Secret Lab Safety for Foolish Assistants was one of the books Bob was carrying. He decided that perhaps now would be a good time to read it, before he caused any disasters...

Also by pyrosquirrelx

by blacebrander


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Quinton's Quest for the Golden Carrot
After quite a bit of thoughtful chin-rubbing, Quinton came to a conclusion. Instead of relying on Dervinn's rare items, he would go on his own and search for rare items of his own...

by lassie_nikki

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The Portrait: Part Five
The portrait remained in the storeroom, just as Mrs. Prenderghast had ordered, and never left. In the first few months after that fateful day, she would send servants...

by really_awesome_d00d

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Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part Seven
"What's that laughing?" the Meepit asked. "I say, Kale, what is that laughing?" Cera's laughing stopped immediately. Oh no, she thought...

Also by fsufan266

by kioasakka


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The Dark Side
An unpleasant sight... o.O;;;

by vira8

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Smashing
Featuring space_mouse and mistyxstar.

by devil_pus



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