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How to Make a Grey Neopet Smile

Fool proof steps for making your grey pet smile.

Also by enchantmentunknown

by fieryangel40

An Exclusive Interview with AAA!

(drum roll please!) ...Aristotle A. Avinroo!

by kittenkutie936
Choosing Your Avatar

If you're tired of always using the same avatar, or you find that everyone is using the one you are, this article could be very helpful.

by laruvy
What To Do With An Invisible Pet

While we were playing our games of the day, she disappeared. At first I thought it was a glitch.

by princess_penguin_
Advanced Key Questing: Miscellaneous Strategies

Dealing with opponents' powerups, dealing with random events, and general game strategies.

by musicoftheflute
Neopia Central on Grey Day

Enjoy the Grey Experience.

by larkspurlane
Every Neopian Does It! (And I'll Tell You Why)

Every Neopian does it, and does it often. So what is this crime that we are all guilty of committing?

by fancifully
Sad Days in the Dome: Battledome Weapon Downgrades

Nothing depresses the average Battledomer like that really elite weapon that they just can't have.

by stoicjohn
If Neopia Were Plantopia, An April Fool's Day Joke

This is what the current Neopian worlds would become if Neoplants took over.

by wildanimal7722
The Truth Behind Neoplants

Now EAT SUN! EAT SUN! Rawr rawr rawr rawr! XD

by xx7flame7xx
Avoiding Grey Day

In order to save the cheerier side of Neopian society and save us from the possible horrors of our heroes turning to sobbing refuse, I have compiled a list of five ways to avoid Grey Day.

Also by phoenix_through_fire

by concertogreat_8

 
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"Colonel Cobb Meets his Match" by rosabellk
"Now, troops, today is a very special day: we're welcoming some new recruits to our ranks. They're – Johnson!" he suddenly snapped. "Private Johnson, what in Neopia do you think you're doing?" Cobb goose-stepped over to a Chokato that had a small Ladyblurg crawling on its leaves. Cobb was furious. "Insubordination! Harboring enemy combatants!"




Other Stories


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Meditation on a Sigh
Grey. Draining the colour, draining the light from its surroundings. Like smoke. Like ash. Like dust. Like an empty tomb. Like the Grey Faerie, whose sadness could envelope you in its storm cloud, as it has her.

by mamasimios

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Colonel Cobb Meets his Match
At seven o'clock sharp, Colonel Cobb snapped to attention in front of a patch of asparagus and began morning drills.

by rosabellk

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Oivend and the Adventure of Token and Future: Part Two
Hey!" The Gnorbu held the bottle to his face, eying the mischievous Petpet. "Well, fine. I guess you'd like to come with me, eh?"

by anfkc112093

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Shad and Saura: Black Fire - Part Five
"The Night Katana is a special item, passed in the royal family through generations, and we will not take its disappearance lightly."

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl


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Contemptible Ways
"This is outrageous!"

by contemptible

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Random Events in Neopia 5
Yay for fluffyness!

by spirited_dolphin



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