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Cup Conspiracy Theories

I'm not here to praise her on her entrepreneurial spirit! No! I've been there once or twice, but I've noticed things. I'm not sure what kind of slushies she's serving, but some of her customers get rather angry. They charge to the front of the line, and then leave promptly, and the look on some of their faces would be enough to make Sloth think twice about doing so much as breathing funny...

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