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Weird Shop Wiz Secrets!

Every player on the Neopets website has used the Shop Wizard at least one time in their Neopets careers.

by indulgences
How to Raise Your Krawk

So, ye sprouts be wanting to own a Krawk, aye? Well, as a Krawk myself I could offer a few pointers.

by mecha_fang
7 Tips for Helping Your Lab Ray Pet

It can be rough on your pet to be subject to the whims of the Lab Ray Scientist, so here are some tips to get each other through the changes and tough times!

by erikakaiser
The HATPC Tips No One Told You About

I noticed a few nuances the developers included that weren't mentioned in the tutorial.

by flufflepuff
Tricks are Treats: Show Me the Candy

Every Neopet knows the most important thing about Halloween is the candy.

by neuroticat42
The Meepitcalypse

Really what creatures have we unleashed into this world?

by lando2251
The Pumpkin Patch Volume One

10 Pumpkin items to get you ready for Spooky Day!

by ilovezacandhsm
Daunting Pirate Captains

Pirates are feared across Neopia. They sail the open ocean in search of ships to board and plunder for riches.

by aleu1986
Making Mutant Pets Look Glamorous

Mutant pets sometimes get looked down upon for being "scary" or "intimidating".

by qwandu
 
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"The Prophetess's Prologue" by encroached
The prophetess didn't like to use the word "witch" to describe herself, though she couldn't deny sharing many of the traits and habits of a witch. Most witches had some sort of prophetic power, in little ways, though it was much amplified in the shadow Gelert. Likewise, the prophetess shared some common abilities known to all witches: scrying, starting fires, turning people into Mortogs, etc...




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Sjörén Earns His AAA Rating
"And we're not returning your lucky controller until you do," interjected Lulu. "And don't even think about using your hidden backup controllers and control pads. I found them all."

by peirigill

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The Prophetess's Prologue
When she was younger, still an apprentice to the previous prophetess, generosity was instilled in her...

by encroached

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Missing - Part Three
"We should really talk to her about it."

"Talk to who about what?"

What do you know, right on schedule.

by chasing_stars44


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Agent of the Sway: Departure - Part Four
Quizara's downfall followed quite quickly after Clayton and Knight fled Faerieland. The Sway agents freeing Faeries across the planet broke the lock on the castle's gate, allowing Falmouth to storm the palace and free the Queen...

by herdygerdy

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Over Breakfast
Just an everyday conversation over breakfast. Kinda.

Story by saponified

by toffeedatepudding


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Anthology of Neopian Literature: Tiny Tiger
Poems and Nursery Rhymes

Written by seraphicbrie

by deadzzi




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