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Carbing Up On Fruit: Gadgadsbogen Is Here!

There is a long history of Gadgadsbogen and many items and games around Neopia feature the weird fruits that sprout during this time. We're delving into the holiday and getting the true scoop on everything fruity.

Also by alyseth

by miss_cinny

Clockwork Codebreaker: A Guide for Trophy Collectors

Clockwork Codebreaker is a fun puzzle game that is not very well-known. Anyone can learn to play and win a trophy with the right strategy.

by biometeorologist
How to Succeed in Neopets (Without Really Trying)

Are you someone who has time to come onto Neopets every day? Do you have any large goals, like a bank goal, getting the Richest avi, or perhaps getting a stamp avi? Do you want ideas of how to reach your goals? Then look no further than my handy-dandy list.

by hey_choking_hazard
Outfit Ideas for Spring Y19

Want to get ideas for this upcoming Spring season? Look no further and enjoy these spring outfits!

Also by marbear_4u

by sosuleaf

The A-Z of the Gadgadsbogen

The annual festival of Gadgadsbogen, which means “good good day”, it’s a day that reunites people from around the world, from Kreludor to Neopia Central, from locals to tourists. And did you know that there is a fruit for almost every letter of the alphabet? Well, you are about to find out

by maga_m
How to Get Your Petpet to Love You

Stumped on making your petpet feel at home? We've got you covered!

Also by hectic_haley

by scechoi

What to Do For a Cancelled Holiday

March 3, cancelled due to lack of interest.

by auraphic
An Interview With The Grand Bogen!

Every year, Mystery Island explodes with fruit and fun for the annual event of the Gadgadsbogen Festival. We’re here to focus on the man of the hour, the one who leads the charge into the fruit buffet, Rufus the Yellow Kougra!

by lefaii
 
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"Curious Cases of Scamandre the Mage" by butterflybandage
The rolls of parchment were splayed across the frazzled Draik’s desk, taking up more room than the confused Fleeper. It stared at the tip of a wand poking confidently from below the desk, and ruffled its feathers in annoyance when prodded. The desk belonged to a one Scamandre, a brilliant (yet strange) mage currently working with the Petpet Protection League, holding the lesser known position of Honorary Pest-Control and Head Mage of Investigation into Curious Creatures. Essentially, this meant that the very talented wizard was given the position of knocking on doors, flashing his shiny badge, and inquiring as to whether or not there have been any sightings of questionable Petpets—ever heard of Turmaculus?—and, if there were any unauthorized Petpets on the loose, he chased them. An “unauthorized” Petpet was a critter that didn’t belong to any Neopian and was not inventoried at a Petpet shop—whether this was a result of abandonment or illegal trading, it didn’t matter; Scamandre’s job, as the plaque above his desk boasted, was to act as “pest control” and do something about those pesky Petpets. Yet, in this moment, he was mentally cursing the day he ever left home to study magic.




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Kasheera's Home
Kasheera sighed as she looked out onto the Tyrannian Plateau. She saw Chombies, Pteris, and Grarrls, all playing together and laughing in front of the concert hall. "I’ll never be able to do that," Kasheera thought to herself.

by hollywoodshowbox

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The Curious Cases of Scamandre the Mage
Scamandre’s job, as the plaque above his desk boasted, was to act as “pest control” and do something about those pesky Petpets. Yet, in this moment, he was mentally cursing the day he ever left home to study magic.

by butterflybandage

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The Beast: Part Two
The adventurers faced some challenges which they thought about while they spent some time preparing for their journey to the volcano. It wasn’t long, but it was across the plains of Tyrannia which would not be so easy to cross.

by zirr

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A Secret Mission in Moltara: Part One
“From our intel we know that the Lupe-Gelert Group has set up this research facility to look into new and destructive Battledome weapons. We cannot allow that to happen. The LuGe is already in talks with the combatant groups fighting over the Obelisk in Tyrannia. If one group gets their hands on this new Battledome weapon who knows what will happen when they will be able to control the Obelisk indefinitely. We need you to sneak in there and to destroy their plans.”

by greenj12356

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You Kad To Do It?
Really?

Also by aquarelar

by dragondancer007


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Goodbye, Lucye - Part 3
The history of a loyal Petpet

by arijuka



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