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Up on the Housetop

Winter is here, but fall safety is year-round.

by korbat2_5
You Gotta Be Kidding Pea

Collab with Gurase and Rouddae

by devotedly
Have a Super Day!

You've got options...Collab with 5tar

by tickleh
The Floating Islanders - Holiday Mythos

Nobody's going to believe that article.

by yankeesrule244444456
Wishing You A Tree-mendous Holiday!

Pun absolutely intended.

by funkiemonkee903
Wishing You a Marrow-y Christmas!

Can I have a few guesses?Collab with lennekegirl123 and orlytheowl

by nostalgia
Reina's Revelation

Prepare yourself...

by littleari06
Blessings of the New Year

We hope you find the best of friends this year! Collab with truebrony

by i_lovee_icecream
A Magical Holiday

Even in darkest of winters lights will guide... Collab with Dariganey and Plasticprep4eva

by shenkuun
Abominable Origins

One must be careful while in Terror Mountain...

by oroitz
Wintery Petpets Crossword Puzzle

A crossword puzzle for the holidays!

by varshajoseph
Winter Games

Oh c'mon... (Please note that the Snow Flotsam's design is that of the pre-customisation era)

by lunensis
New Years Resolutions

Could you pick something less expensive?

by flames_unleashed
Christmas Paint Job

Celebrating the winter holidays with a not so Secret Santa...

by prulletje1852
Kinda Beautiful Celebration

Celebrating friendship and the newest P3!

by cegulboyd
Christmas Tree Time

Let's get decorating!

by anarkau
The Seasonal Attack Pea!

Finally I get something good from Reina!

by sebaspet717
 
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"Borovan Black Hole" by illogicalatlas
Unless you care for skiing, the Month of Celebrating is not really a highlight in any sport. That’s common knowledge. Most Neopians often find themselves preoccupied with one of two sets of activities. Either you could focus on the glitz and glamour of sparkling lights, lofty gifts, and hitting the right note while singing with your guildmates. Or, you could take a lift up to the tallest mountains with the sole goal of rushing yourself down those mountains as quickly as you can. Lather, rinse, and repeat until your paws or claws or fins grow numb, then cosy up in the Valley with good company and better food. All the norm, that is, unless your name is Tobias Sigmir. Then you might just happen to know a little better than that. While the big leagues were resting their laurels, there was a small, but promising Gormball Little League match coming up between two teams in Happy Valley. A blip on the calendar that most would overlook. Which should have made it the perfect opportunity for the Ixi to sneak in, to go unnoticed, and to simply enjoy the sport as a fan. Surely, Yooyuball was the very last thing on his mind when he planned this trip. Yet, here he sat. A hot cup of borovan in his hooves, and the familiar scowl of a certain Maraquan Acara directly across from him. “Does this place seriously not have a Rambus Cream Latte…?” Elon Hughlis grumbled as he flipped through his menu. Tobias tilted his head as he leaned forward slightly, trying his best to keep up an air of professionalism. Of all the Pets that could have spotted him in the hustle and bustle of the Mountain’s busiest season, it just had to be the infamous captain of the Maraquan Mermaids.




Other Stories


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Queen Fyora’s Void Holiday
Queen Fyora awoke to the sound of a few Darblats sliding down a mountain.

by black_skull725

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Borovan Black Hole
An off-season chat over some hot Borovan leads Tobias Sigmir to some revelations on Yooyuball's infamous Black Hole.

by illogicalatlas

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A Guide to Stamps for the Winter Holiday Season
*oof* Pardon me! I didn’t see you there behind all of those boxes. Things have been crazy around here at the Post Office Kiosk for what feels like months!

by tylerhuyser

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18 Ways to Enjoy Your Holidays
Another holiday season is upon us and with it are plenty of reasons to celebrate! Collab with firefoxtails

by metakitsune

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Cavall's Three Days of Giving
When Cathton woke up, he saw snow falling outside his window.

by precious_katuch14

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Atilan
Colchester had a strange expression on his face. It was affected. It had to be — he had been the island’s ambassador for over twenty years now.

by quanticdreams



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