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Issue: 274 | 12th day of Sleeping, Y9

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	Warning! Why you should read tags... by lunatic_kiss
	Native Nuisance Maybe you should have bought one too. by jjjellybean121
	Haumpuafu Aw... is the wittle faewii scawrd of the wain? by puppyluverz
	Mindra & Eresh I'd like to read in peace. by pixie_dust_318
	If You Don't Have a Yooyu I want to play Yooyuball!! by ximerika
	Not Scary At All!! Why are other Neopians scared of me? Dedicated to X_Marks_the_Spot by joshua123344
	Those Pesky Petpets I'll never make it out. Idea by neodudesm by devil_in_a_red_dress
	Neko's I hope the Tombola Man doesn't find out about this..... by akakoneko
	Full View He set a tea time for us. by scar19
	Earn Your Stripes Snowy winters of fun! by yellowembers
	Meridellian Blend Coffee - #1 Trying to decide on a snack? by purple_princess62
	Complicated Simplicity Angelpi are supposed to be all cute and huggable. by deathbypickles43
	Adee the Pain Did you know? Art by hardlyevolved by dutchese159
	Just a Little Weird I've always known I've had a thinking disorder! by hibye5434
	Fireball's Corner Weewoo. by elementsk8r27
	Stuffed Poor petpets. by lycan_is_weird
	Sniff Omelette Defender Aw, man... Art by ann13131313131 by henry6242
	Off Track: Peaceful Walk Nothing can spoil this moment. by klipsan
	Neopian Insanity Who could that be? by emmybug184
	Results May Vary Sloth. Meepits. Baseball bat. by return_of_itsy
	Twisted Twins ...Ka-boom... by psychicdranzer
	Neo-Invasion Some neopets overreact when it comes to living liquids... by soxy0227
	Dr. Zaf's Advice Column He's all dirty... Also by tashni by squire_genevieve
	Petpet Pals-Stick Up Not literally... by dragontamer981
	Air Faerie...? 'Bah, the Air Faerie never had this trouble finding ingredients!' by baby_beagle1991
	Spontaneous Why do books disappear anyways? by x0xsammehx0x
	Aisha Groove Something Has Happened! by discokitten
	Yak Attack Who knew they made marshmallow by the foot? by _silver_moon_flower_
	Which Petpet Are You? "Ever wondered what type of Petpet you were?" Idea by frzngonz by scarvogue
	The Koustov Chronicles Koustov gets transported to the... future of Neopia!? by whitelupe7227_232
	Three's Company It's all Thkill! by ghost_comic_cat
	Dandilion Tails: Jump Jude Jump! Zzzz... Idea by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	Hungry Skeith #1 NEVER trust a hungry Skeith! by 0rbiit
	Music Mania 50% cotton. 50% polyester. by masked_acorn
	Overexcited Kad Feeders You've made ROFL a very happy Kadoatie. Idea by horngal24 by kawaii_neokitty2
	Evil Feepit #13 The Red Paintbrush by fmoura_98
	Just Another Day Ugh, my stomach... by miacirclegirl
	Sloth's Council It's such a nice day in Faerieland... by ever_blonde48

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We were in the Lost Desert, in fact, though quite a few miles from here. Digging for a lost settlement no one else knew was here. We had pretended to the hotel owners and the tourist guides that we were just sightseeing and wanted a few nights out on the open desert. As soon as we were out of sight, though, we cut across the dunes to find the buried...

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Yooyu Can Do It!
Yooyus are really rare Altadorian petpets, usually brown and yellow colored. Due to their rarity, it is seen as a good omen to find one of these critters simply hanging around in the wilderness.

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The Average Neopian Guide To Extreme Potato Counter
Never focus your eyes on the center. If you do, there’s an annoying little potato that always crosses a corner, and you completely get it wrong. One of the wisest things is to keep your eyes on the sides of the screen to see incoming potatoes.

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In This Together: Part Seven
"Kougra? Oh, be sure I've seen one," the old Zafara snapped, slamming her mixing ladle against the side of her cauldron with an enormous clang. "He was here..."

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Revisited: Part Five
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