Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 306 | 24th day of Hiding, Y9

Comics

	Meeping Madness Revenge is sweet... by yellowsugardog
	A Bori Story: Phear the n00bs LYK ZOMG!!!!11 n00b STAMPEDE!!!! by pikemaster1
	Little Stone Pond Prize from the Lunar Temple by stonepond
	Candy Mountain I decided to stand out. Story by chromus by auroran
	A Lab Rat's Woes Poor Aisha... you've never been this annoyed, I'm sure. Also by pinkandprecious by _soaring_dragon_
	Milk Trouble Be brave. by elfwick
	Continued Adventures of a Jailbird Shoryu Ah! Contact from the outside world! by prismfire
	The Lost Item :o I can't believe I lost it! Art by mistyqee by kagome686
	Not a Normal Neopian Life What's this...? by voice
	The Greatest Gazebo Sometimes the best things in life are... old! ^^ Art by keitaro8982 by neowizard1287
	Interview with a Meepit Something's fishy about this... by ohgreatloopy1o_o
	C'mon, You Have to Be? Now it's official. Draik Eggs are an obsession. At least to me. by 5thrider
	Yen & Zen - How? People have always asked. by darter330
	Bizorkly Bizonk - Neocola "Do I really have to say this line?" by firejayoftheelements
	Panacea That's not exactly what I meant by high tech... Also by neojellyworld by teleplay
	The Life of a Pea: Episode 1 I'll go easy on you. by ducks4ever99
	Spyder Bite I always wondered what that was for. :/ by crustpunks
	Werelupe Tails It's a full moon tonight! Hehe. by camosnake
	Pick Your Poison The natives are restless. by tawakemono
	The Subtitles Dare me? Artwork by kayxo by lucky_oreo_13
	A Trip to Coltzan's Shrine... Vardonia & Bob went back home... by jamloljam
	Reptilliangirl's Ridicule: Advantages of Being Skunk Being painted skunk is not really a bad thing... by reptilliangirl
	Evil Feepit #20 Altador Cup!!! "We're sorry..." by fmoura_98
	Tasty Pie! I know what'll cheer you up... by chunbunny
	Nonsense: What You Shouldn't Paint Boy Poogles Poor guys... by kai_pawz
	It's Life - Darkest Faerie Makeover time... by taco288
	What a Pane ...yes, they can be dangerous. by neofeather
	Petpet Problem Need a tissue? by cottoncandy2003277
	Snowager You decide to run... Also by frzngonz by scarvogue
	Getting Down: Coconut Shy Style! Knock it off! Also by _devimon_ by futuremrsharrypotter
	101 Uses for Slorg Slime: Use #1 Ever wonder what to do with all the extra slorg slime in your neohome? We have some suggestions. by hamstercrab10896
	Lenny Conundrum ponders by imthai
	Off Track: Quad: Part II I found the cure... by klipsan
	Speck the Speckled It's not what you think! by cheetah_kougra

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"Don't Judge a Book (or a Cybunny) By Its Cover" by starry_dragon94
"I'm sorry," Hanna said. "It's just that..." She looked sadly down at her skull-embellished ruff of black fur. "Well, I don't like being a mutant. I was painted that by my old owner. He didn't..."

Other Stories

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A Tale of a Strawberry
Strawberry wildly looked around the playground. All the pets looked perfectly normal. Nobody seemed to be a strawberry, a biscuit, custard, or any other strange color...

by skittykat2_5

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For Better Or For Worse
"I can't believe another teacher quit! What is going on in that classroom?!" Principal Dean sighed...

by colejordan123

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Neohome Designers or Meepits, Which is Worse?
WARNING: Ceiling Fans should not be used for coffee tables! Nothing like your favorite cup of mocha being flung across the room when someone accidentally flips the "on" switch!

by hamsterzfinch

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What's Your Neopet Horoscope?
A horoscope is a symbol, a fortune teller, and a fun and interesting way to see what the future may hold...

by jackaloo

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Shad and Saura: That Other City - Part Two
Qasala, however, seemed different. It was older and grimmer, completely unlike the inviting white walls and golden towers of Sakhmet...

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl

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The Dark Faeries' Apprentice: Part Two
Neofaerie waited a few seconds before coughing. "I still know nothing," he shot at the pair. "Let's skip to the part where you led us into a trap and tried to drown me in lava!"

by neo_star_queen

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