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	A Tyrannian Misunderstanding Ugga. Concept by akari24 by taz_241590
	Shoyru Adventures: Battledomers! Part 3 An apple a day keeps more than just doctors away! by lawrence_189
	Poor Parlax 3 Unless... by fwipinator
	Neopian Tragedies; II Food, food, food, food, food, food... by fjant
	Funny Pages: Begging Faeries You have a new quest!!! by jeiwolf
	The Class of '08 Part Twelve Wait, what? by _dead_meat_x_
	Painted Pets Maybe they forgot about the Usul... by soccer__princesses
	Think Before You Eat! What a great cake! by kittymango
	The Valley of Spam Pffft! by chichikokoyamma
	Not So Brightvale How did Skarl become king of Meridell? And Hagan, king of Brightvale? It's an intruiging story... Also by diablo_gato by thunderwolfcrys
	The Hot Dog Hero snag by c0nfusedbrian
	How to Finish a Party I have a super idea! Also by optimystique by rose_cel
	Faerie Alert! Watch out for this one. I'm super serious. by kontinasu
	Undefined Scribbles Why no one plays 'Cheat' with Lord Kass. by squisho
	All Day Life: First Day in Neopia Sometimes you just can't dislike the Pant Devil. by kepharigy
	Restocking Madness #3 Kelp is for rich neopets only. Also by feverlama by hypno_the_cat
	Neopian Anomaly Around Coltzan's Shrine... by lizica166
	Why You Should Never Trade Pets A Lesson to Learn... by geestelijk
	Freefalls Into Lunacy 176 KB of pure jollification! by firefree_animegirl
	Cuties? Starring: Kassoo & Kadoaties by itrust
	Dance! There's a little boogie in everyone... by chkmic8
	The Secret of Sloth Now the secret is revealed. by sassofrasso
	Neopups Surprise?... by coshi_dragonite
	Tiny But Tough - Sketchy edition Maybe a little over-the-top, hmm? by crazy_kathy
	Word-Play #1 Coconuts!!!!!!!!! by alexmajor9
	SHH!Comics The Transfiguration. by ravenatore
	The Gormball Prize I thought they said something about "ancient evil alien artifacts" on the Gormball page... by gooie629
	Family Photo Day (With Stethacanthidae) Technically, I think he actually understood the idea. by howiesgrl_24
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Kadz away! by wallaroo42
	Medical Tree: The folks at Mystery Island I hear they ruunn the tiki tours... by leetmango
	Carma? Do Not Attempt This At Home by rakcoon
	Note to Self While you're away, why don't your pets just eat out of the SDB? by seiya_from_ashes
	And Now... ...something completely different. by fish_puddle
	Appreciate the Meepit Petpet Appreciation Day by _undead_whisper_

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"Witches Further Abroad" by herdygerdy
The meteor cracks in two, and the figure it contained stands up. He looks around, and a thin smile spreads across his face. "Perfect," the figure says in a raspy voice. "It shall start here." In a million alternate universes, the figure would have succeeded in his plans. In a million universes, the station wouldn't have depressurised and Grimilix would have made it back in time. In a million universes, Neopia would have fallen. This is not one of those universes. This universe has Witches...

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Darigan Neopets: Vicious or Just Misunderstood?
I've written up three truths to convince you that Darigan neopets really aren't all that bad- and can actually be your loyal companions for quite some time, if you'd give them the chance.

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200m Peanut Dash: Game Guide
In this game you play a puppyblew who is playing fetch with a green Elephante.

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James Nexis - Deception: Part Two
James checked his watch. "It's almost half past two in the morning now. Have you left the crime scene exactly as you found it?"

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To Ride a Uni: Companion and Steed - Part Two
Kanine was feeling more and more flustered by the minute. She decided, in the interest of not appearing totally useless, not to mention that she had never had a rider before...

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