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Issue: 374 | 9th day of Sleeping, Y11

Comics

	Doglefox Duets: Herded Not all petpets roaming around are in need of... by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	Dead Weight No petpets were harmed in the making of this comic, thank you. by whisp_will
	Blah Blah You know you FEAR it... by highwind20
	NeoPie #1: Reported! Yep, he's still doing that. :) by phobianna
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Packrat Ah... Packrat avvie triumph. by pikemaster1
	Accident Prone Ever wonder? by hauntedbywonderland
	Snowmuncher! HELP!!! by toffeedatepudding
	Amikarashui #13 Conventional Cybunny by bluecloud300
	Snowburn! Tell me again? Art by lachtaube by detection
	Techopalooza #1 Help? by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Scribbles While playing Ice Cream Machine... by mhchristine
	Unraveled A half-eaten berry + a half-eaten berry = a whole... eaten... berry? by half_wolf_leader
	I Like Usuls 9 Lumi's back and out for revenge.... dun dun dun!!! by janebellefontaine
	Utterly Improbable; Hopefully Impossible Poor unsuspecting Moehog... by umzz
	SHI Naughty! What DO Tyrannian shopkeepers say...? by nidopomx3
	Virtue Some things can't be learned from a book. Script by patjade by gaby_marques
	Ice Queen 2 Ever wonder why your plates and bowls keep disappearing after your pets have eaten? by puppy_angle111
	Rosbiffe's Ultimate BullsEye?? : ) a small confusion about arms, arrows, etc. by pollynnha
	The Valley of Spam Time to fold? by chichikokoyamma
	One Fish, Two Fish He has a P.H.D. in uselessness. by fish_puddle
	Fiendly Fyre Katt learns a hard lesson of Neopia. by b_katt_500
	Itaque Didn't know I had it in me! by yuzu_004
	The Snowager Try and get something good, Kiki. by luiten597
	Turmaculus and the Little Furacious Feepit Have you ever wondered where Turmy holds his prizes? by felicuous
	HOT Lost & Found Just don't eat someone's lunch... by pinkatzinha
	Some Title With "Neo" On It May cause nausea, hallucinations, vomit, loss of sanity and random explosions. by dragon_gold_ice
	Literally meet Spooky The Three Neopia REALLY has to worry about... by pirate_cove
	Cookies! Why you shouldn't spend much on rejects... by _p_e_t_l_o_v_e_r_
	Something Smells Fishie Baby pictures are always fun, right? by luckyfishie
	Trip to the Beach Why is it so hard to get a tan? by yankeesrule244444456
	Talk About Random "Forgotten" Wow! It's been a while! by buizelmaniac
	Kacheek Tails Archery is harder than it looks! by kittyshootingstar
	Strawberry Adventures 5 HEAVE! by seel24
	Medical Tree: New year's paintbrush And what a way to start a brand new year! by leetmango
	Rule of Ruki Don't worry! I'm a professional! by zombye

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He wrote the lyrics for every Cocolos song. He was especially proud of his latest piece, "Juppie Clouds," and actually wanted to sing it. That would mean Prupleful would have to play the drums instead of sing, so Lex decided to talk to the Kougra backstage. They were about to perform...

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