White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*

Circulation: 170,229,176

Issue: 391 | 8th day of Hunting, Y11

Comics

	Random Events in Neopia 8 I clearly asked the waiter to hold the Poogles. by spirited_dolphin
	The Ghost Lupe's Pet Peeve I wonder why the Ghost Lupe hates Mystery Island so much...? Script by geestelijk by silver_polecat
	Evil Fuzzle - BOO! Another one for your gallery! Idea by pseudo_philosopher by cevierakasky
	Anger Management Erm... Story by pafc_will by 0rbiit
	The Treasure I have found a dubloon! Idea by leosponge by marivitri
	HOOPLA! : Customisation cough by _pokemon12_63
	Finally! Just what she deserves! by misshamsterlover
	Changing Times What ever happened to the good 'ol days? by rejenerated
	Say... CHEESE! The dung power-up is invincible! by maryboszy
	Fuzzeh Logic: Meerca Chase! Well, THAT didn't go over too well... by jackjack1234
	This & That Hey! What happened to all my neopoints?! by niquacoolk
	Running Brass #1 Warning: Includes an angry Skeith! by laikhu
	Meepit vs Hasee? When meepits want in... by lonekita
	Petpet Problems II It's a petpet! Yays! by ratcake
	Wardrobe War Oh no you didn't! by moonlit_fantasty
	Snow Day Blues Starring Fyrenar the fire Lupe. :) by kristine_uno86
	Rightside Down Oh no, where will we get the maps!? by cheeperstheowl
	My Owner: The Zombie Don't you love it? by pouritoto
	Neopest BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. by bugeyedthing
	Neopian Antics #4: Snowager Blues Feel a bit chilly though. by ahqua
	Kad Kraze! mew by grandiosity
	The Cap'n and His Dubloons I mean, he MUST have a LOT of dubloons... by amelia_124
	Just Another Normal Day I thought I told you to go before we got here... by catcloud9
	I HATE Mondiis! "Cheer up, emo pet!" by rawrthedinosaur
	Oh no you didn't!!! I don't stop having bad luck! by bi32758
	Napkin? World of Neopia by loroserrano
	Wickedly Deranged: The Beginning A deranged Baby Buzz and her Mutant Aisha counterpart... help me.... by hali12114721767
	Simple Demands: A Hairless Situation Not bald; Just thin hair! by warriorsluverdbook
	Head in the Clouds You said you need wings to fly? by xjnfx
	ROARR! This is what's happening if you make a fire pet angry... by happymoon109
	Light House Life Sorry, but we are currently out. by louishooper
	Spooky Flowers don't stay nice in the Haunted Woods! by ghostkomorichu

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"Devotion" by punctuation_ninja
Lisa jutted her lip out in a fierce glare. She had a bigger temper than I did, and bullies rarely fazed her. "Well, that's just tough luck then, ain't it?" she said. Bruiser's face flattened into a snarl and he shoved Lisa backwards. She fell to the ground, and started to cry. I tried to jump at Bruiser to claw him. I must have looked ridiculous, a pint-sized brown Kougra fighting a Moehog eight times my size...

Other Stories

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The Time With Sophie
"E-excuse me, I-I didn't mean to intrude," Lunia said, shaking.

by sierra4324

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The Gallery of the Dolls
I tried a third door that said "Dolls of the Condemned- Staff Only." Seeing as I had no other way out, I opened this door...

by skutterbotched

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In Other News: News on Paper
I present to you the latest installment of In Other News, where fictional events are pretty much real.

by yippo_yippee

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How Much Should Skeiths Eat? - A Warning of Appetite
Neopian statutes are silent on the subject, and any courts there might be, with negligence typical of such bureaucratic office, have never judicially decided in any way, shape, or form, the amount of food necessary for the rampaging hunger of a Skeith.

by rubicanteoffire

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Millions: Part Two
Pan was in the next room, looking at the prescription. She was thinking of what the doctor had said – 'almost incurable'.

by _vinegirl_

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Rosie the Plushie: Part One
"Why do you talk to that? It's just a toy, you know," a Blue Kacheek said, peering through Sammy's bedroom door.

by neekoe

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