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	Karl & Hensoy in: Painful Projectiles (what happens in which should be painfully obvious from the title) Idea by hyperknuckles77_tail by stillhensoy
	Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Shirt In fact, I'm just too lazy to draw a waistcoat v.v by shamaela
	Battle for the Keys! - Part 4 Let's find out who's better! by zemutt
	The Goofers - Jump and Crash The vile consequences of jumping on the sofa... by lintsuf
	Neorage - Codestones Everyone has some neorage once in a while! by clobert
	sanity ltd Just how deep in thought is she? by thunderlight314
	Misfortune of the Gluttonous Pea Chia You shouldn't eat so fast! by aruanahansel
	Upcycled Yessir! by ssjelitegirl
	Restocking Mishap The real reason most people get shop banned. by roxanna203
	We Warned You Not To Feed Them Carrot Can you believe it? by snakesrok3
	Funny Closet? I'm thinking something about Royal Girl Ixi Hat ... by chak_chak
	Alien Aisha Ears - Borovan Borovan is good for you, it puts hairs on your chest! by seahorsepond
	Neopian Science #1 Density Demonstration by sang122
	Bread and Butter Featuring Pie from Peppered Reality by _epiphany_
	THREE FINGERS NO WAY! by spirit_of_stallion
	Hidden Wonder: More Time Games are so hard... by seraphicbrie
	Tayard's Troubles You hear a high pitched scream... by _tiger_nose
	So Says the Slorg! Of Jelly W- argghhh! and its location. by supercheezee
	Sassi Comics: The End Look on the bright side. by seiya_from_ashes
	Some Pets' Owners She's just embarassing herself. by minicoopermissy
	*A Really REALLY* Random Event** Ack! by leaflunch
	The Lulz At the Pound by leeeeemon39
	Cheesy Thrill Seeking Cheese rolls too slow on the gentle slopes of Meridell. by frost_faerie
	Insert Title Here Sorry, Hazard, you don't get a childhood unless you're painted baby. by halloween_luck
	The Ginger Sidekick Club As if being a ginger wasn't hard enough. by usulblue444
	Doglefox Duets: Weather Woes Pun intended. by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	Half Cheese Jelly- The Pound We're going to the Pound! by galapagospenguin
	Fashion Trouble Happy Brightvale Day! My little Poogle is not a fan of dresses. by sara1elo
	Random Oddness Have some fun! by mistyqee

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Waiting for Usukicon - What to Take

We've been going to Usukicon since year 7 when my owner first started collecting and every year we seem to start queuing outside earlier and earlier. It all stems from year 8 when, as I'm sure you know, a manufacturing glitch in the factory meant there were very limited gift bags and my owner missed out. From that year on she has been paranoid about missing out and so with five days to go as I write this we are already outside the convention centre waiting...

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Neopian Book Reviews: Fyoras Rule
Today we're going to do something a little special. Today we're going to talk about Fyora.

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Tales from Neopia Central: Part Five
"This is Clive Dunstable with a special report from the Defenders of Neopia Headquarters," he was saying as the camera panned round to reveal the sight of the building, most of the front wall missing.

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Petpet Adventures: Mistress Maxie's Marvellous Circus - Part Ten
"Give it up, brother," a booming voice called.

Eva looked up and realised that she simply could not tell which twin was which.

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