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Blossoms~ Retry Part 13

Twillie would have never gone after Jonathon without Zathandria's encouragement.

by twillieblossom
Trouble in Paradise: Introductions

We're actually still locked in that closet. Could you please let us out?

by chasing_stars44
Foolproof Guide to the Typing Terror Avatar

We are not liable for any resulting legal issues.

Also by darkroast

by msjanny

New Paint Job

What does he even want that one million NP jug for...?

by amarettoball
Scroll Of The Wise: Part 3

Unintentional Intelligence

by fourin
Weewoo Woes

What's in a name?

by pirate_11
Half-Baked Potato

Erozo discovers the secret use of Lag-B-Gone Serum.

Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2.

by tizzlestix

Apple Bobbing Blunder

You're suddenly struck by a strange, uncomfortable feeling.

by unnamedgraves
Writing Can be Hard...

*crickets*

by pinochle
The Zaf Girls

So mature.

by thesovietivan
Super Attack Peas Like Customisation Too!

Who says they can only wear that cape?

by mustikeuh121
Questing with Edna

She's gotta look stylish to do her spells, ok?

by milkbear
Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 2

There's been a lot of missing petpets lately.

by june_scarlet
The Monocerous Roars

Woo, that was a close call.

by icanhaskaila
Horsing Around

Trylei is the REAL beauty queen here.

by _koolness_
Anniversary - Part 4

And then I told him I was sorry, but he still insists on banishing me from my own kingdom.

by caylista
Thoughts of a Neopian #2

The mystery of Fyora's eyes revealed!

by mike11695
A Spooky Halloween: Part 2

Sure beats those tiny saws.

by ghostkomorichu
A Charitable Absurdity

Seriously?!

Art by lucifael

by iluminescent

Too Late for the Charity Corner

But... I checked both corners!

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

 
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Greatest Game Ever Played (Probably)



With this article, I will have been published a total of 11 times. And since this issue of the Times comes hot on the heels of #700, I feel like I owe you all something a bit personal, deeper—some sort of reflection on myself as your fellow Neopian, y'know? I'm going to tell you a story about Cheat!, about a single game that I once watched Xenon play. It took less than ten minutes, and yet it stands head and shoulders above all else as the embodiment of what a roller coaster my decade-plus here has been.



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You Had One Job
But what’s with the herbs? You literally eat out every night; the most I’ve seen you cook is toast, and it’s never even very good toast, and yet now you’re buying exotic herbs and- are you chopping those herbs, Jhudora? You have multiple greasy Shenkuuvian takeout boxes from that place with the peeling pink paint and yet here you are cooking. That doesn’t seem like you, Jhudora.

by quanticdreams

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700 Weewoos
"Maybe letting out 700 Weewoos wasn't such a good idea." I said, trying to make it sound like it was no big deal.

by sparkleeze

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Five Avatar Collecting Pitfalls
In this article, I will take you through the five most common problems I have seen collectors face—problems that I have run into multiple times along my journey, and that I continue to face. For each problem, I will offer a solution that I have found to be consistently successful. If you keep these points in mind, you too can achieve the Avatar Collector Avatar!

by gumgum101230

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Pyramid Scheme: A Guide to the Card Game
You have been travelling for days without water, with the sun beating down on your weary skin. You’ve already swatted the bugs away in Swarm, dragged your opponents across the ground Tug of War and in the distance you can finally see your destination ahead of you. A great golden pyramid rises up before your eyes… Alternatively, you typed ‘Pyramids’ in the games room search bar, either way – you made it here, and now you’re ready and raring to win yourself that golden trophy!

by luv4free

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To Succeed is to Fail: Chapter Four
Fear me not. o you appreciate the relevance the tiny phrase has throughout this story? Please say you do. However, if you really require everything in strict black and white: does Judy fear the zombies; does Melisma fear her employer; do you fear me?

by rielcz

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After ACX: Part Seven
Part Seven - Clockwork

It’s the last day of play. Finally, it’s day 28 and soon, oh, so very soon, we will be free. I’m not the only one feeling like this, I can tell. The Snow pen, nearest us, have the same feeling of ennui, they’re practically drowning in it.

Also by lil_em06

by swimmingstar01




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