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	Blossoms~ Retry Part 13 Twillie would have never gone after Jonathon without Zathandria's encouragement. by twillieblossom
	Trouble in Paradise: Introductions We're actually still locked in that closet. Could you please let us out? by chasing_stars44
	Foolproof Guide to the Typing Terror Avatar We are not liable for any resulting legal issues. Also by darkroast by msjanny
	New Paint Job What does he even want that one million NP jug for...? by amarettoball
	Scroll Of The Wise: Part 3 Unintentional Intelligence by fourin
	Weewoo Woes What's in a name? by pirate_11
	Half-Baked Potato Erozo discovers the secret use of Lag-B-Gone Serum. Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2. by tizzlestix
	Apple Bobbing Blunder You're suddenly struck by a strange, uncomfortable feeling. by unnamedgraves
	Writing Can be Hard... crickets by pinochle
	The Zaf Girls So mature. by thesovietivan
	Super Attack Peas Like Customisation Too! Who says they can only wear that cape? by mustikeuh121
	Questing with Edna She's gotta look stylish to do her spells, ok? by milkbear
	Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 2 There's been a lot of missing petpets lately. by june_scarlet
	The Monocerous Roars Woo, that was a close call. by icanhaskaila
	Horsing Around Trylei is the REAL beauty queen here. by _koolness_
	Anniversary - Part 4 And then I told him I was sorry, but he still insists on banishing me from my own kingdom. by caylista
	Thoughts of a Neopian #2 The mystery of Fyora's eyes revealed! by mike11695
	A Spooky Halloween: Part 2 Sure beats those tiny saws. by ghostkomorichu
	A Charitable Absurdity Seriously?! Art by lucifael by iluminescent
	Too Late for the Charity Corner But... I checked both corners! Also by tarake_7_7_7 by stephsie

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"You Had One Job" by quanticdreams
Jhudora? Jhudora, I am here. I am speaking directly into your left ear, and you do not notice. I should tell you these things in a perceivable form, but I imagine you would be very upset to find I have been living in your house. I remain in the shadows. That’s the name the flesh have given me. The Shadow Usul, they whisper. They are wrong, but I do not object. But this isn’t about me. This is about you. Listen, Jhudora, do you really want to live your life like this? Stumbling through a hazy stupor and over hoards and hoards of useless junk? Sometimes, as I lurk in the back of your closet, your tacky, fake fingernails almost brush my fur as you reach for one of those identical gowns on your way to return to a dead-end life. Do you know how many bugs live in your house, Jhudora? I do. I gave every one a name, and I tell them where to lay their eggs. So do not get on my bad side, because my fury is vast and dark and expressed in a smashed dresser in your pile of junk in the woods! You’ll never find it, though. You never go back there, not all the way. I can’t find a pattern to anything in that stupid pile. Overturned smoothies, moth-eaten plushies. It’s a mess back here. Some places I can’t even go in because of the stench. I don’t even have a nose. How did you do that? You had one job! You somehow managed to screw it up!

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700 Weewoos
"Maybe letting out 700 Weewoos wasn't such a good idea." I said, trying to make it sound like it was no big deal.

by sparkleeze

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Adventures in Lutari Island
Alyssa the Camouflage Uni stared out the window of the Neohome she lived in with her siblings. She longed to be outside, exploring the jungle like she always loved to do. Grinning, Alyssa silently slid open her window. She dotted down a quick note that read, "Gone adventuring. I'll try to be back for dinner!", and flew out the window.

by dunefurandlilypelt

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Neopia's Most Beloved Trophies
Each game comes with a prize to the highest scorers – a unique trophy that captures the spirit and challenge of the game. We will be taking a look at the game trophies that best represent the games they are awarded for, as well as tips on how to add these lovely trophies to your collection!

Also by lute248

by sakurah_rabbit

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The 100% Serious, Completely Factual, Not Satirical Guide!
Are you tired of watching all of your friends’ show of their cool dung? Are sad that you are not fast enough to grab that dung in the Money Tree? Are you too poor to buy dung off other lucky dung owners? If so, this 100% serious, completely factual, guide is right for you!

by rube_226

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Fire-Born: Part Three
The group of Neopets and their owner stared at the Blue Peophin who had been caught trying to kidnap Vineti, a Chocolate Aisha. It was the middle of the night, and according to the Peophin, his boss would know if they went to the Chia Police.

“Should I still go?” Kata asked uncertainly. Lina looked at Vineti before answering.

by goodsigns

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Turning Pages: Part Five
Stephanie woke slowly, blinking her eyes to adjust to the near darkness surrounding her. Where am I? Her head ached as she took in the sight. It was a large empty, field. Everything else was gone. How did I get here?

Also by parody_ham

by warriorsrock965

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