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Kelp?!

Whoops?

Also by Pinksrainbow

by lyndsey4657

NeoPaper: Repeat Cycle

Hooray! My vocal chords are saved!

by mbredboy31
Eclectic Antics: Lever of Doom

Avatar collectors are not mad. Okay, maybe a little.

Also by parody_ham

by amarettoball

Questionable Parenting

Our favorite sewage surfing Wocky has to babysit for an hour, what will he do?

by rebeccagirl
Apple Chia

Oh no....

Also by icygal2310

by chiefgrumpy

The Power of the Lips

Uh, everyone could use some?

by royal_real
Random Oddness

Doesn't matter if they're slightly used, right?

by mistyqee
The Source of All Things Wonderful

Ever wonder where all the Thyoras Tears came from?

Also by steve_km

by toffeedatepudding

Faeries and Their Quests

What do they do with all these items?

by brenda_bbm
Neggsweeper - A Game That Sweeps You Away!

Just my luck.

Also by Breezah_baby

by mustikeuh121

Why Kadoaties Don't Make Good Supporters

That's not really the noise we were looking for

Also by azusa_k

by brooklyn3223

I'll Throw a Party If This Works

Also by balynx

by bittersweet52

Squid Slippers: HP Hassles

Talk about playing favourites...

by cosmicfire918
Fishing For Trouble

Problems can multiply quickly. :(

Also by spurstrap

by suixx

The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 3

Wait, what? Why are we here?

by tigerkitten41
 
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"The Gifted Faerie" by redken9x9
Excerpt from the Origin of the Wraiths: What is known about the Wraiths remains arbitrary. Imbalance gave birth to their existence, endearing Chaos to reign over the weak. The object of her design being destruction; thus the world fell, and she exerted her dominion over it. Our finite understanding can only conclude this: where Good existed, Chaos also had her separate principalities, just as it was since the beginning of Time. --- Professor Thierra sifted through the miscellany mess of papers on her desk, glancing up at Aleha in-between scribbles. The movement of the room was still for the present time; Aleha modestly preoccupied with her books and Thierra contemplatively preoccupied with her papers and Aleha. After a series of glances, each one increasing with concern, Thierra set her clutter of papers down and addressed Aleha directly: “Aleha,” pursued the sorceress. “Is your mind caught on something?” Aleha snapped out of her perturbed daze and turned her countenance to the teacher. “Sorry, I was just thinking about other things.” “Well, if your mind isn’t on your studies, then there’s no use wasting the energy—let’s have a break,” said Thierra, shuffling the array of papers into a battered desk drawer and shutting the entrapment with a soft ‘clack’. Thierra’s pensive eyes retained a look of unrest; it hadn’t been the first time she’d seen Aleha so detached from her work. This detachment had carried on for several weeks.




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The Gifted Faerie
Professor Thierra sifted through the miscellany mess of papers on her desk, glancing up at Aleha in-between scribbles. The movement of the room was still for the present time; Aleha modestly preoccupied with her books and Thierra contemplatively preoccupied with her papers and Aleha.

by redken9x9

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The Woes of a Melodramatic Restocker
I am a restocker. Restocking remains to be by far the most noble and respectable profession in the wide world of Neopia. Restockers engage in a constant battle. We battle the shopkeepers, we battle the market, and, in those late nights spent waiting for the perfect stock, we battle fatigue.

by auraphic

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History of Neopian Fashion.
Fashion is more than just style and trends. Fashion is about creation and self-expression. Fashion is influenced by weather, culture, wars, and the economy. It is ever-changing and evolving, to appropriately suit our times. So you may be asking yourself where exactly did it all begin?

by alienspacefairy

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A Guide to a Happy Neohome
Is your Neohome dull and in need of a makeover? Is your Neohome sad? Well, fear not Neopian because you are about to read an amazing guide on how to turn your drab, dull and dusty Neohome into a bright, sparking and happy Neohome!

by princess__neo277

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Sylva's Spirit: Origins: Part Two
he water was bright, and as Sylva stood on deck with Eliza sitting near him, he felt almost no fear. Almost. He carefully reached inside his pocket and pulled out the letter, yellowed with the age of barely two years.

by jrayeb3

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Rough Waters: Part Two
“Alright, so why on Neopia are we here? What are we supposed to figure out?” I said in a yawn. I didn't get much sleep last night. After that little incident, you couldn't blame me. That and we had to sleep on rocks.

by chasing_stars44



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